School is funny

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  1. IceMagnus

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    How many of you all have actually loved all the funny things your teachers and classmates said? I do, some of the things at my school are so funny that once I could'nt stop laughing about it for two straight days. So my question is: What was/is the funniest thing you've heard while you were in school?
     
  2. Aernaroth

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    "Remember this, it'll be extremely important once you grow up and are working in the real world."
     
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    I remember during my sophomore year I managed to fold up the school handbook into a paper airplane and i threw it. My plane hit my principal. My life flashed before my eyes, I was a dead man for sure. NOPE! She just looked at me and laughed. :lol 
     
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    Our freshman English teacher was a very large woman. After we were particularly annoying one day, she yelled, "If one more person talks in class today, I'm going to explode!" The kid behind me whispered, "I hope I don't have to clean up the mess."

    We all got detention that day.
     
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    We had a bigger teacher like that. We put a woopie cushion on her chair. She sat on it and the nozzle got pinched shut so when she put all her weight down it popped like a gunshot. She ran out of the room and started to call the police. Realy nice, abandon the kids when the bullets start flying.
     
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    Shit happens around here all time, but nothing I can quote off the top of my head. One thing I'll never forget, though, is in 2nd grade my teacher told us he'd cut off our thumbs with a saw if we didn't do our work. No joke. I'm pretty sure he was fired a year later, or retired, not sure which.
     
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    My favorite/most funny thing I saw in was the 2 trampiest bitches I hated the most in my grade got into a mega cat fight. They both were pretty f*cked up afterwards, it was awesome.
     
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    You are all immature morons
    I loled so hard at this (its funny cos its true)
     
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    Oh, the things that go on in my school :lol 

    Last year, my English teacher was talking about character development questions in our future exams, based around To Kill a Mockingbird, and he just says "Scout is very do-able!" The whole class burst out into laughter!

    And only last week, we had a substitute for English, and she held up one finger and said "Now you can do some homework . . ." and then, she lowered that finger and put up the middle one to us, on it's own, and said "Or I can set you some work." I don't think she had realised what she'd done though. :lol 
     
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    Geography class
    Teacher: "People in poverty have access to very little food"
    Student: "So what, they don't eat like we do"
    Teacher: "They don't eat anything"
    Student: "What, not even dinner?"

    Student: "You know what we should do? We should create rain in Ethiopia by pumping water up through a sprinkler"

    Teacher: "There used to be a supercontinent called Eurasia"
    Student: "Wow, so people back then knew there was going to be a Europe and an Asia?"

    Teacher: "Billions of years ago, a smaller planet collided with our own"
    Student: "So did people back then see a giant planet coming towards them?"

    Student: "Why don't we just freeze all the water behind dams to create a giant ice rink?"

    Student: "What is South Africa?" "What country is it in?"

    A friend of mine: "At yellowstone there were really tall trees and I was scared of Bears"
    Student: "What, was this the lake district?"

    Student: "Is the Great wall of China still being built?"

    Student: "80% of 220million is 600million"


    Physics, talking about friction
    Teacher: "There's generally less friction created on your table, because it's much smoother"
    Student: "So why don't we all just drive on tables?"

    Maths
    Student: "Why does 9+1=10?"



    Guess what? That student? Same person everytime.
     
  11. Optimus1138

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    I've got some great stories, many of which are from Chinese class.

    In my freshman year, there was one main mischief maker, along with a few others who assisted him. At the end of the year, they conspired to put a program called AirMouse on the teacher's laptop (it let them control the cursor from their iPhones). They managed to get it on her computer by having everyone else distract her (somehow, she managed not to notice him; all she'd've had to do is look back, since the computer screen was being projected to the front of the room). They then drove her crazy for a week or two until the software was removed from her computer.

    The next year, while she was out of the room, another troublemaker climbed on top of a tall cabinet and took out a ceiling tile. He was going to place it on her desk, but someone told him she was coming back in, so in a hurry, he tried to put it back, but dropped it, and broke off two corners. Now, two years later, it's still not fixed, and he hardly got in trouble for it.

    I've probably got more school stories, but those are the only ones I can think of now.
     
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    My Japanese teacher once gave us a "try it yourself" worksheet. She'd written "Let's do yourself!!!" at the top of the page.

    I love my Japanese teacher. :lol 
     
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  13. IceMagnus

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    I hated that book so badly. LOLz Theses are all funny.
     
  14. IceMagnus

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    My music teacher broke a record on his a student's table to wake him up and he also had a stick that he banged on the floor and scraped it across the floor. He scared the livin shit outta everyone.
     
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    My favorite teacher, Mr. Waller(6th grade) always used to use pigmeys as subjects when explaining math. I used to think it was funny. He also used to say "we're all here 'cause we're not all there." I love that line
     
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    "You don't want to grow up to work at Mcdonalds" Oh the irony...

    "You probably wont use this in your real life, and I am just wasting your time, as well as mine by being here. However, since your councler chose the class for you, we are both here, just I am getting paid for it... Man, your life sucks" - best math teacher ever.
     
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    Today in Mandarin class:
    Teacher - Okay, so you're going say fruits while people have to tap on the board to the fruit which is translated.

    Me- Peac- Pear!
    Later on...
    Me- Fruit!

    Teacher - You're fired!
     
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    Ah, yes. My Chinese teacher has said/done some pretty funny things herself. When she tried to teach us the word for "vinegar", she pronounced it like "wi-ni-jer". When we were learning about winter, she used a picture of an... anatomically correct snow woman (read: boobs). She hadn't looked at the picture very carefully. There are plenty of other things, but I'm never able to think of them when I'm writing a post like this.
     
  19. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    there was student in my high school that did things like that for attention and he was a jock. now my sister told me a few months back that he's 27, overweight, bald and working at a carwash.

    and he used to called me a loser.
     
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    Year 8 Science. Oh the memories...
     

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