Zombie Attack Insurance is now real!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Gaastra, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Gaastra, Sep 23, 2011
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  2. Shockwave9227, Sep 23, 2011
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  3. Haloid1177, Sep 23, 2011
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  4. ErbFan28, Sep 23, 2011
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    Finally. I needed that
     
  5. Shockwave9227, Sep 23, 2011
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  6. rxlthunder, Sep 23, 2011
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    Wow, that's pretty cheap.
     
  7. Haloid1177, Sep 23, 2011
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    I'm not kidding. I want the stupid card so badly. It's only $18. Hm...
     
  8. Aernaroth, Sep 23, 2011
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    I'm selling these sunflowers, guaranteed to help protect you from zombies!
     
  9. TrueNomadSkies, Sep 23, 2011
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    ... agreed. I mean at that price, can we really afford not to protect ourselves? :lol 
     
  10. Cyber-Scream, Sep 23, 2011
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    Consider me interested.
     
  11. MisterFanwank, Sep 26, 2011
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    I'm assuming anyone who buys the insurance will already have a zombie-proofed house and multiple viable escape plans. So it might not be that bad of an idea for those who're prepared.

    For everything else, there's Master Card.
     
  12. seali_me, Sep 27, 2011
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    colour me intrigued!
     
  13. Chaos Muffin, Sep 27, 2011
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  14. Scythe, Sep 27, 2011
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    I'll take twelve. Wait.... Are they real sunflowers?
     
  15. AutobotMaximal, Sep 27, 2011
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    Man, if you throw in a watermelon-pult, I'm sold! :D 
     
  16. havanowoncheese, Sep 27, 2011
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    Agreed.
     
  17. Aernaroth, Sep 27, 2011
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    They are real sunflowers in that they are not imaginary, sure. I have some in my garden and I have not ONCE been attacked by zombies.
     
  18. FanimusMaximus, Sep 27, 2011
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    Won't be good insurance when Zombies start breaking down your door.
     
  19. Aernaroth, Sep 27, 2011
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    Counterpoint: Since I planted them, my sunflowers have had a PERFECT record of protecting me from zombies. Every single day, through rain and sun, not a single zombie has made it onto my property to chew my tasty cerebral matter. That's a proven track record of security you can't just scoff at.
     
  20. tfmad2010, Sep 27, 2011
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