You get ONE movie... what do you do?

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  1. hthrun

    hthrun Show accuracy's overrated

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    A survival movie like Predator, except with Predacons hunting down Autobots. At the end they combine, of course.
     
  2. Strawberrytop00

    Strawberrytop00 Derpticon

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    Bot Goes to The Bahamas

    A Decepticon washes up at the Bahamas with amnesia and the entire film is him just waisted on the beach where he meets this woman named Prudence…thing don’t work out so he decided to study Marine Biology where he uncovers a Cybertronian Artifact under the sea. His memories come back and he realizes he wasn’t even a soldier he was an electrician, so he says screw the Decepticons and takes the shiny artifact to win Prudence over but to his dismay she’s engaged to Ricky the incredibly handsome lifeguard who smells like off brand Febreze. Megatron shows up weeks later and finds him waisted on the beach and demands to know where the artifact is and he replies with “I traded that for a s***ton of Tequila want some!” and the film ends with the two of them waisted to which Megatron goes “Life’s a Beach man…” followed by a “Eyyyyyy!!!!”

    The End. Where’s my Oscar?
     
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