you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family , or can you

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  1. Doug

    Doug Well-Known Member

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    Let me give you some examples..I used to be friend with this guy and we were friends for 8 years. The last year of our friendship, he became unemployed and I helped him out. The problem was he wasn't trying to help himself and then he took the advantage of my help. I even saved his life from Hurricane Ivan.

    I used to have several close friends at a church I used to be a member of. When I left that church due to corruption and favortism, they did'nt want anything to do with me.

    I used to friends with another guy for almost 5 years. Last year, I realized he did'nt have time for friendship, because he was too busy being a happy home maker, trying to keep his wife happy. But I was accused of being the bad guy.
     
  2. Foster

    Foster Haslab Unicron Backer #10 Veteran

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    tl;dr, eh Doug?
     
  3. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    Zeno is nobody's bitch, bitch

    High Fiiiive!
     
  4. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    But none of these people fucked dogs, right?
     
  5. decepticonjon

    decepticonjon japness for balls

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    to be in all fairness, i think you should let the dog fuck you next time geno.
     
  6. GENOZAUR

    GENOZAUR Banned

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    for one thing naga i never once said that i am sexually attracted to canines

    when it comes to the bond that comes to exist between a canine and myself it is one built on love,respect, trust, friendship and equality.

    as i come to know that canine more thoroughly as a friend and as a member of the family on a personel level my role in the relationship is one of a solely submissive nature on my part

    i have never taken any action on my part to teach, coax or otherwise coerce the canine to behave in a socially deviant manner.

    i never have and i never will

    when it comes to as socailly taboo matter like this though i refuse to judge the matter solely by the social views religiouse beleifs or moral ideaology that my parents and their famileis choose to judge the matter by

    instead i form my own personel opinion on the matter based solely on what sources of information i can find that exist on the matter in question in which said information on the matter is of a thoroughly honest nonbiased nature in which i form my own opinion on the matter based solely on the information itself

    that happens to be one more reason i went through with disowning my moms side of the family but that's another story all together



    on at least 1 occasion though i have had a canine that behaved in a deviant manner of its own will in which i had absolutely nothing to do with

    that is to say that i had no role whatsoever in how the canine choose to behave of its own free will when it comes to the matter in question.

    on the rare occasion though that one of my canines behaves in such a manner towards my person though ,i choose out of curiosity to explore said deviant aspect of that relationship by lucid dreaming

    bandit was the canine in question by the way

    as bookworms go i happen to be a real sci fi/fant one at heart

    more often then not though when i dream in a lucid manner i use lucid dreaming as a way for me to relive any one of a number of memories i have of bandit when he was alive



    if anything lucid dreaming has in a way made it possible for me to make my peace over the matter when he eventually died

    from time to time though i come up with the occasional story on yiffstar based on some of the stuff i happen to think up while dreaming in a luid state of mind

    as i have come to understand lucid dreaming for myself its like having your own personel private virtual reality system in your head

    it takes a bit of practise over time but you would be surprised how realisticly believable it can be at times

    for me its borderlined at times on being a so called realer then real hyper relaity experience at times
     
  7. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator "woah oh oh woah oh oh" - tarzan boy, baltimora

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    My God you're bad at this.
     
  8. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    The peanut butter just appeared there, right? Right?
     
  9. BenPrince

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    When you cornhole a dog it's not about equality, and when a dog cornholes you it's just about getting paid.
     
  10. decepticonjon

    decepticonjon japness for balls

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    geno, dog fucking is probably a taboo because of diseases and other the other fun stuff that biologically happens when you put your cock somewhere it doesn't belong
     
  11. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    That, and interspecies erotica is just wrong.

    DOES THIS LOOK RIGHT TO YOU??

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  12. Omnius

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    Damnit Jon, one of these days I'll get to finish a cup of tea.

    Time for another keyboard!
     
  13. oddsey

    oddsey Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?

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    Hmmmm.


    "I sucked off a horse."

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    I'll take a double vodka and coke cheers Jon. :p 
     
  14. Moonscream

    Moonscream YES, We Exist, and We DON'T Want to Date You

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    Geno, you sound just like one of those people who think that just because it comes into their heads, it needs to come out of their mouths...or in this case their fingers. Guess what - it doesn't. I can see where this is going - at some point you're going to get hurt and irate at people 'not understanding' and the fact you'll have to keep defending yourself that you're 'not a dog fucker' from now on. You've opened yourself up for it.

    Keep the yiff and zoo talk among people who will understand, don't make it EVERYONE'S business by telling everyone about it, and life will be much easier.

    --Moony
     
  15. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    You know that South Park episode about NAMBLA? Yeah, I'm getting flashbacks. Dude, you want to fuck dogs. Seek help.
     
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    I like to draw boobies on cat girls, but people laughed at me. So I cut off their faces while they sleep.......Did I overreact?

    It looks wrong, but feels sooo right....Wait, what? Nothing, I said nothing!
     
  17. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Unless he consents.

    However, you should never pick your dog's @$$. It's just wrong.
     
  18. Foster

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    If you have to pull out some dental floss he ate, you get a pass.
     
  19. ErechOveraker

    ErechOveraker I'm with Plowking.

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    tl;dr if you wake up to the dog licking your places and you don't make him stop is that so wrong etc etc




    FYI, the term deviant doesn't come into play for the dog to do it, because it's a dumb beast. Don't blame the dog for your feelings of guilt, time to look in the mirror on that one yourself son.
     
  20. cagliostro

    cagliostro Victi Vincimus

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