you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family , or can you

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  1. Foster

    Foster Haslab Unicron Backer #10 Veteran

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    *adds to The List*
     
  2. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Telling the girl to bark like a dog not your thing, then?
     
  3. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    Someone is taking man's best friend too literally. Chaos Muffin's Xzibitisms are loltastic!
     
  4. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    why must i chase the cat?
    must be the dog in me

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    dog catcher
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  5. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Getting her to heel is just one step too far.

    The OP could go for a halfway house:

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  6. kidnicky

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    Why does he keep talking about homosexuality? Is it a male dog?
    I love how he drums up support by being all,"Yeah,my dad judges me cuz I'm gay!" and you're thinking,"oh,that's too bad,some people are so cruel,etc." and then he just casually tosses in that it's an animal. It's like blink and you miss it. "Oh,BTW,I have a crush on Scooby Doo." Protip: That's the MOST fucked up part.

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  7. kidnicky

    kidnicky Well-Known Member

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    Oh,well THAT'S a different story. All that dude needs is a black paper bag and he's good to go. :D 
     
  8. Omnius

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    The LULZ, they are just too much!
     
  9. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator News Staff

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    I hope your dog's name isn't Bingo, and I really hope that you didn't give him a bone.
     
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    You now owe me a new monitor, keyboard and cup of tea!
     
  11. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    This thread is a bottomless pit of lul potential.

    If only it was a foxy shemale doggy porn star :( 
     
  12. Omnius

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    Involved in some sort of pig roast fiasco maybes?
     
  13. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Pish, you're so passe. Check 30 or so posts back.
     
  14. Foster

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  15. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    I never knew the OP did home photos too.
     
  16. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator "woah oh oh woah oh oh" - tarzan boy, baltimora

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    You know, I got nothin' against gay people, and I'm not one to judge, but really, man? I'll not judge a man for loving a man, but molesting collies is a bit too far, man. You may has well have admitted to fucking kids and begged for equality. Same thing, man.


    Very Uncool Story Bro.
     
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    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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    Looks like this time, Timmy fell into Lassie.
     
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    I have always been close to my father's side of the family. But I never cared for my mother's side. My mother's side has too much baggage.

    It is true you can pick your friends, but I have learned that friends come and go.
     
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    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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    Got to chase a squirrel sometime...
     
  20. Foster

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    Remind me never to buy any Transformers from you. I couldn't have them in my house, staring at me with their shellshocked, dead eyes.
     
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