You are a decepticon if....

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by Ceedlorenzo, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. Wuffles

    Wuffles Well-Known Member

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    ...If you'll kick me
     
  2. Dargor

    Dargor Well-Known Member

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    You are a Decepticon if...
    You have a T-shit with Fowler┬┤s face, with the phrase below "I met this jerk and all I got was this stupid alt-mode"
     
  3. Ace Convoy

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    If you successfully kill Megatron and Starscream then make a successful truce with the Autobots..... THEN YOU SUMMON UNICRON THEN DISABLE HIM FOr YOUR OWN USE!!!
     
  4. LumpimusPrime

    LumpimusPrime Autobot

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    ...if your nuts are two gigantic wrecking balls.
     
  5. mrdecepticon

    mrdecepticon Decepticon Leader

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    If you crush Autobots with your bare hands yet you have a super powerful fusion canon on your arm which is capable of hooking up to black holes.
     
  6. Dinodigger97

    Dinodigger97 germinates within you.

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    Your have apprear for least than 5 seconds/....People want toys and key-chains made to homage you
     
  7. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Be strong enough to be gentle

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    ...You make out a LARGE life-insurance plan.
     
  8. Hoptimus

    Hoptimus How I roll.

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    ... your alt mode gets reused for generic cannon-fodder troops.
     
  9. twiztidRodimus

    twiztidRodimus Shattered Glass Autobot

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    Optimus has a fetish for your face
     
  10. Crazy Ramjetty

    Crazy Ramjetty marvel's got it good

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    you hate humans
     
  11. C2567

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    couldn't resist! :D 
     
  12. LumpimusPrime

    LumpimusPrime Autobot

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    ...you get killed by a crotch shot from Capt. Lennox...
     
  13. Torque

    Torque The WORDSMITH

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    ... had your face attacked by Optimus Prime
     
  14. Katarn84

    Katarn84 Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

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    ... you change your name based only in chassis color beacuse the first one was resurrected by Unicron.
     
  15. SGTsoundwave

    SGTsoundwave Steam Powered Automaton

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    if your favorite colours are red, black, and purple.
     
  16. SGTsoundwave

    SGTsoundwave Steam Powered Automaton

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    thank you!!!
     
  17. Dachande

    Dachande Very Hank. Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    ...if fangirls want to have your babies.
     
  18. optimus124

    optimus124 PSN ID - OPTIMUS124

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    . . . . Headshots are the number 1 cause of death
     
  19. Splintershot

    Splintershot Predacon?? ... Awesome

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    I'm Autobot also. But here is a response
    ...if you constantly yell and grunt 'cause you don't want to learn English.
    or
    ...if you're too good for human alt modes, so you stay as a protoform.
     
  20. 13 Primes

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    ...If you like to shoot humans and leave nothing left but their bones