Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by Ceedlorenzo, Sep 16, 2011.
...If you'll kick me
You are a Decepticon if...
You have a T-shit with Fowler´s face, with the phrase below "I met this jerk and all I got was this stupid alt-mode"
If you successfully kill Megatron and Starscream then make a successful truce with the Autobots..... THEN YOU SUMMON UNICRON THEN DISABLE HIM FOr YOUR OWN USE!!!
...if your nuts are two gigantic wrecking balls.
If you crush Autobots with your bare hands yet you have a super powerful fusion canon on your arm which is capable of hooking up to black holes.
Your have apprear for least than 5 seconds/....People want toys and key-chains made to homage you
...You make out a LARGE life-insurance plan.
... your alt mode gets reused for generic cannon-fodder troops.
Optimus has a fetish for your face
you hate humans
...you get killed by a crotch shot from Capt. Lennox...
... had your face attacked by Optimus Prime
... you change your name based only in chassis color beacuse the first one was resurrected by Unicron.
if your favorite colours are red, black, and purple.
...if fangirls want to have your babies.
. . . . Headshots are the number 1 cause of death
I'm Autobot also. But here is a response
...if you constantly yell and grunt 'cause you don't want to learn English.
...if you're too good for human alt modes, so you stay as a protoform.
...If you like to shoot humans and leave nothing left but their bones
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