http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_000000000000000034970000000000WTOMTRDSMSP?keyword=metroid Metroid Edition Thong, to go along with your Justin Bailey code and Team Ninja making the next title.
It's fanbase for starters http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/20e24dcbd0cde0eb4e29126e801ef538.jpg http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/87e67ef32c4ba77946f49908d9e0e3fc.jpg
Oh, now that's not fair, that has nothing to do with the series itself. I mean, it's not like similar fans of other franchises, even- dare I say it- Transformers, are much better . Now I will grant you that those pics are... odd, but still.
Edit: works fine when I copypasta. Seriously though, I know we're all probably geeks and nerds here, but who didn't laugh at this?