Halloween 3: Season of the Witch I know John Carpenter wanted the Halloween franchise to be an anthology, but even discounting the unconscoius connection to the two like-named films that preceeded it and their story, Season of the Witch absolutely SUCKED. How many days till HALLOWEEN? Don't know, don't care. The Thing (2011 prequel/reboot/remake/whatever) So, why did this AND a Tie-in video game need to exist? We already had a classic horror movie starring Kurt Russell with the SAME. DAMN. NAME.
No practical effects in the 2011 Thing prequel basically meant why bother? The premise was kind of cool. I would like to know about the previous research team from the beginning of Carpenter's version. Just poorly executed.
It always has me fuming whenever I think about it because there is a really faithful and passionate prequel buried under all of the CGI and executive bullshit. Such a shame all of that beautiful work went wasted.
Anything by Zack Snyder related to DC. God, he just does not understand the point of Rorschach or Batman's characters at ALL. He takes these characters at face value without delving into what makes these characters, thus completely botching what they're supposed to be. He glorified Rorschach, which isn't supposed to be the case, and made Batman kill people which is a MASSIVE no-no.
Worst Picture Diana: The Musical Worst Director Christopher Ashley (Diana: The Musical) Worst Actor LeBron James (Space Jam: A New Legacy) Worst Actress Jeanna de Waal (Diana: The Musical) Worst Supporting Actor Jared Leto (House of Gucci) Worst Supporting Actress Judy Kaye (Diana: The Musical) Worst Screen Combo LeBron James and any Warner Cartoon character he dribbles on (Space Jam: A New Legacy) Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel Space Jam: A New Legacy Worst Screenplay Diana: The Musical Razzie Redeemer Award Will Smith (King Richard) The Razzie committee originally had the "Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in a 2021 Movie" award, but it was rescinded after Willis was diagnosed with aphasia and retired in 2022.
It's that time of the year again. Worst Picture Blonde Good Mourning The King's Daughter Morbius Disney's Pinocchio Worst Director Judd Apatow (The Bubble) Andrew Dominik (Blonde) Daniel Espinosa (Morbius) Machine Gun Kelly and Mod Sun (Good Mourning) Robert Zemeckis (Disney's Pinocchio) Worst Actor Pete Davidson (Marmaduke (voice)) Tom Hanks (Disney's Pinocchio) Machine Gun Kelly (Good Mourning) Jared Leto (Morbius) Sylvester Stallone (Samaritan) Worst Actress Ryan Kiera Armstrong (Dumpster Firestarter) Bryce Dallas Howard (Jurassic World Dominion) Diane Keaton (Mack & Rita) Kaya Scodelario (The King's Daughter) Alicia Silverstone (The Requin) Worst Supporting Actor Pete Davidson (Good Mourning) Tom Hanks (Elvis) Xavier Samuel (Blonde) Mod Sun (Good Mourning) Evan Williams (Blonde) Worst Supporting Actress Adria Arjona (Morbius) Fan Bingbing (The 355 and The King's Daughter) Lorraine Bracco (Disney's Pinocchio) Penelope Cruz (The 355) Mira Sorvino (Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend) Worst Screen Combo Both real life characters in the fallacious White House bedroom scene (Blonde) Andrew Dominik and his issues with women (Blonde) Tom Hanks and his latex-laden face (and ludicrous accent) (Elvis) Machine Gun Kelly and Mod Sun (Good Mourning) The two 365 sequels (365 Days: This Day and The Next 365 Days) Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel Blonde 365 Days: This Day & The Next 365 Days Dumpster Firestarter Jurassic World Dominion Disney's Pinocchio Worst Screenplay Blonde Good Mourning Jurassic World Dominion Morbius Disney's Pinocchio Predictions Jared Leto will prove that "It's Morbin' Time" at the Razzies when he takes the Worst Actor award, Daniel Espinosa wins Worst Director, and Morbius wins Worst Picture. The Worst Actress award may be hard to predict if Bryce Dallas Howard doesn't win it for Jurassic World Dominion. Blonde, the fictionalized Marilyn Monroe biopic on Netflix, has eight nominations. Just behind it is the stoner comedy Good Mourning, with seven nominations and a 0% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Disney's live-action Pinocchio is at third place with six nominations. Still, neither of them can compare to Morbius, the movie of all time.
That I've actually seen and didn't avoid like the plague because it already looked like garbage from the trailer. Boring: It's a Wonderful Life. How could a movie be so boring that it would be considered torture to watch it? You can't even fall asleep to escape it. Adaptation: Mario Brothers-How a game that already had multiple titles and 3 cartoon shows got translated into...that, is beyond my ability to comprehend. Sequel: Jason X-I'm not the biggest Fri13th fan, but I do like it better then Halloween. Usually the movies sort of blur together for me after a while. But this one is sooo stupid. I couldn't even bear to finish it. (Halloween H2O came dangerously close to taking this spot. It's definitely a Dishonorable Mention.) Indie Movie: Attack of the Giant Blurred Finger-Its cheap awfulness has to be seen, to be believed. Lol Channel Exclusives: Any and all Hallmark films are generic, corporate snoozers, and a pit stain on our species.
