So today on the road with my girlfriend, we needed to get some gas. While filling up, she decided to go in to use the facilities and get some snacks. When she came out, she greeted me with this... Delicious snack pack! First off, the Wonka Fun Dip. The Wonka Fun Dip comes with a piece of chalk, and some powder from pixy sticks. You lick the chalk (Which has 0 points of articulation, and no paint applications...yet) and dips it into the powder. You then repeat, until powder is gome, and the chalk is colorered, and knife shaped. You now have a Wonka Blade of Chalk +2 Next is some sour straws, which I can't review since my girlfriend ate them all.
Gas Station KO Shattered Glass Diaclone G1 Ultra Inferno Seriously though, onto the real review. The Gas Station KO Shattered Glass Diaclone G1 Ultra Inferno is a wonderful mess. He's got the body of G1 Prime, colors of SG/Diaclone Magnus, and a chrome head of Inferno. Transformation's almost the same as G1 Prime, but no need to remove the fists, since they're stuck in there. The elbows aregone as well. Articulation's similiar to G1 Prime, but instead of knees, there's more shoulder articulation due to the transformation. The elbows, like I said, are gone. The smokestacks have molding into them which is that of an iron-sight, making them weapons. They swivel to aim forward if you don't have a gun for him. Speaking of guns, his hands are 5mm squares. That's right. Five. Millimeter. Squares. Why? Because Gas Station KO Shattered Glass Diaclone G1 Ultra Inferno don't take shit from nobody. Plastic quality feels like a hardened version of a KO. IT's got that gritty KO feel to it, but is very hard, and feels more durable than many other KOs. He also comes in Prime colors, but that's not pimping. He has a trailer hitch for G1 Prime's trailer, but I sold mine. He also tastes of lead and asbestos. I recommend not eating this guy; he was a terrible treat, and I want my 1.99$ back you damn gas station clerk!
In a family owned gas station on the edge of El Centro, CA. Thanks! And I wanna say thanks again for the Macross dudes. They're adorable and my girlfriend loves them!
Because it's delicously evil. Ooh baby. I'd go buy a bunch and put them on the BST, but I feel people would be let down upon receiving it, simply because theirs won't be as sexy as mine.
