Woman Cleverly Conceals Stolen Gun in...

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  1. Autobot Burnout

    Autobot Burnout A face you can trust! Really!

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    Sheesh, trying to get around not having a Conceal and Carry licence is one thing, but this is a bit far.

    There is that one robot from ROTF early on, from the kitchen appliances, that basically has a penis gun.
     
  2. MetalicGrunt

    MetalicGrunt Rust Proof Commando

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    This might be pushing it here... but here it goes...

    For once, she's dishing out hot loads...
     
  3. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Ah yes. 'DickBot the blender guy' I believe he's called.

    Although I'm sure Mikaela didn't attempt to smuggle him out in her snatch. :p 
     
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    Soundpulse Well-Known Member

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    "Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough."
    - Abe Lincoln
     
  5. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    Well that would probably mark the first time Megan Fox was picky about what went there.
     
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    Autobot Burnout A face you can trust! Really!

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    Never stop being awesome, Abe.
    [​IMG]

    NEVER. STOP.
     
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    Much applause to the police dept.... they did a Bang up job!
     
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    AAarcher221 NomDePlume: Jimmy Rustler

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    Something did smell a bit fishy. Was it a sticky situation?
     
  9. Gingerchris

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    Things got hairy so the police had to pull out.

    I believe bystanders are now in the Witness Erection Program.
     
  10. MetalicGrunt

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    Oh yes.. full Hazmat gear, can never be to careful when expecting an accidental discharge.
     
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  12. Shortwave

    Shortwave Autobot fembot

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    Carefull she'll shoot your cock off. :useless 
     
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    That's not surprising, individuals have hidden all sorts of items in their body cavities: guns knives, bottles, and can't forget to mention drugs.

    Good looking out finding it.
     
  14. Metroplex79

    Metroplex79 Hey mouse, say cheese!

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    What a great thread. :lol 

    Everyone squeezing out the puns.

    Even the comments below the article are dripping with fun and laughter.
     
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    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    Totally didn't see that coming with a thread title like that...
     
  16. Yaujta

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    If you saw it coming, you'd be dead.
     
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    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    Not if you stick it in her pooper.

    10/10 best post in thread.
     
  18. Gingerchris

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    Better than that woman squeezing out the guns...

    She'll fart and blow people away.

    Trigger crotch. Megatron must be so proud.
    Probably.
     
  19. KnightSaberAmi

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    This thread is full of teh lulz. Seriously, had to close the browser at the doc's office.
     
  20. Shortwave

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    And im google serching girls putting things in ther vaginas as we speak. hmm.
    now adding the word Japanese to that search.