... her vagina.

KPD: Loaded, stolen gun found in woman's body | Kingsport Times-News

Commence witty one-liners.

 

Of all the guns you could hide in your cooch, Im surprised she went with a revolver.

 

Oh, god. Her last name's Archer.

That aside, I guess she was jealous of the other boys.

 

So this explains that whole bleed-once-a-month a thing; fallopian tubes be popping a cap in the unused egg's ass.


But seriously, how long did she have that thing in there? From the car to the station, from before that? A gun's a disjointed metal thing, it's gotta be uncomfortable as fuck.

 

One thundering orgasm and she'll go off in your hands. Better attach the silencer so she doesn't alert everyone as to what you're up to.

Imagine if BayFormers Lockdown had done this instead of conceal a gun in his head. Although many BayFormers do have faces that look kinda like vaginas.

This explains why tampons have always looked like bullets to me.

Once a month, when the moon is full, women change into snarling monsters, ready to bite a man's head off at a moment's notice. All we can do is load a shotgun with tampons, venture deep into the dark woods and take careful aim at their nether regions. Did we hit it? It's hard to tell. She's bleeding, but that's the norm during this troubled time...

 

Newer laws mean transporting G1 megatron toys around is getting harder and harder nowadays, some people are resorting desperate measures.

 

Is that an orange cap on him to get through customs, or is it just a contraceptive cap? Wonder if it has a fruity orange flavour like a novelty condom?

 

*sees title*

"Gotta be her vagina."

*opens thread*

"Didn't disappoint today TFW."

 

Sorry Can't say I've tasted or smelled one. Maybe the warm and fruity mode of transport explains the hefty postage and packaging price?

 

I thought it would be up her ass.

 

Thought it was fairly obvious when woman was specified in the title.

 

That and customs (dis)charges.

If it was a long gun like a rifle or shotgun (not sawn off) then it could've been both. She'd be knocking stuff off tables with both ends as she turned around.

 

But then again the title does say 'cleverly' which is a bit questionable given that it was loaded and all.

 

Maybe 'cleverly' was meant to be sarcastic. Like referring to a dumb person as 'This genius here'.

 

MOTHER!

seriously that's perfect

 

Pretty sure "cleverly" was in regards to the hiding spot itself, not actually the fact she was hiding a loaded gun.

 

I did consider posting a picture of the crotch gun from 'From Dusk To Dawn' (which later also showed up in 'Machete Kills'), but it might've fallen foul of board rules.

 

I guess carrying a gun down there runs in the family.