I'm surprised I haven't seen one in the ditch around here with all the snow we've gotten. We have a huge Oscar Meyer plant in Madison with a fleet of Weiner-mobiles.
"Hello, AAA? Look, I got my wiener caught in a ditch, can someone come out- hello?" "Hello, is this the towing company? Yes, I'm up on this snowy hill and I need someone to come out and pull my wiener" "Honey? I'm going to be late, I got the wiener stuck in a ditch... Yes it is big enough to do that." "Dad? Listen, I've had my wiener stuck in this pit all day and I can't get it out, what do I do? ...what do you mean, brag?" "Hey mom? Yeah, I think you were right when you said playing with my wiener would make me go blind, I didn't see that ditch coming." "Oh, hi sweetie. Listen, tell mommy that daddy's going to be home just as soon as he can get control of his wiener."
It's a good thing they were driving a weinermobile... because it's got a wide wheelbase that was enough to keep it from tipping over, causing greater injuries. I'm not making a pun.
