Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Rattrap Primal, Mar 1, 2014.
I've Got One.
Whirl Could Easily Defeat Kittypoo with Super-Fist-of-the-Nose-Hair.
What have Whirl and I started?
Something that Unicron would even be afraid to start
Whirl is so great that he is the only transformer with genatels and he gits with different spicies everyday and nobody ever knows until the mature being sheads his skin and becomes a Whirl Minicon.Then it takes over the world blasting everything in site, then after there is no life but Mini-Whirl Cosmos comes picks him up and takes them to Cybertron
(Don't want to read 78 pages of post... sorry if this is an accidental duplicate post).
ROFLCOPTER - Redefined by Whirl, as technique that makes enemies cringe and should not be laughed at.
ROFLCOPTER - Is done in copter mode - upside down on the ground and the main body spins while shooting lasers, ballistic ammo and missiles while laughing and yelling "BREAKDANCING - am I doing it right?"
"I will hug you, and squeeze you, and love you... and name you 'Louise Ovelon'."
Whirl once got into a staring contest with the Watcher, the Watcher still owes him 26.50, a bottle of Tequila, and a road trip to Amsterdam
Whirl once became sane, during a 24 hour sharknado marathon... at the end of the marathon, he became his old, share the happiness self once again.
Whirl is Not Vash the Stampede.
Whirl had tamed the Sharktopus by wearing a Japanese Sushi Apron, holding a butcher knife in one claw, a roll of seaweed on the other, and a Koinobori flag banner poled on his back that said "Feed the world, all you can eat Sushi, coming soon in 15 seconds". To this day, the world has yet to be fed, since the Sharktopus decided to be nice to all.
Whirl, is the only autobot to get alcohol... drunk.
Arcee was mistakenly named "Louise Ovelon" by Whirl, when she rode him.
Whirl loves to eat Snickers and Ice Cream
At the end of dotm whirl says to Optimus "eat a snickers. as you turn into a right diva when your hungry"
Whirl fathered Anakin skywalker/darth vader
Whirl knows before you do when you've been tangoed
This is whirl calling to say that your mom says hi, last night with her was incredible and if at any time you want to refer to me as your dad that is completely understandable.
Take a Chuck Norris Fact, replace Chuck Norris with Whirl, bam, done.
Fun Fact: Whirl actually started this thread.
Whirl's punches pack as much force as an A bomb
The difference between Whirl and an atomic bomb is one explosion. Whirl still leaves fallout.
In the 1968 film, while Batman just couldn't get rid of the bomb, Whirl wouldn't have been able to decide who to blow up...
The slenderman is whirl's shadow who detaches to run away from Whirl
Whirl was considered for a dlc character in mortal kombat 9 but his fatality was too bloody, violent and in too bad taste for the franchises fan base to handle so they sidelined the idea
Whirl is the Allspark
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