Whirl Facts, please contribute to the Autobot with No Known Weaknesses

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  1. Dragonzzilla

    Dragonzzilla Well-Known Member

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    Whirl is a great motivator. One time, he gave a down-on-its-luck literal piece of crap a more machismo name, and taught it how to sing soprano. It went on to terrorize squirrels everywhere and invoke equal amounts of disgust and awe in his foes.
     
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    Whirl once won a Texas Hold'em tournament holding only a 2 of spades, a 3 of diamonds, a green #4 Uno card, a monopoly "get out of jail free card", and a coupon for $5 off at Denny's.
     
  3. Dragonzzilla

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    Chuck Norris?
     
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    Whirl can win a children's card game with just a Kuriboh card.
     
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    I haven't heard a joke about Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time
     
  6. Meta777

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    That's because Whirl sent the Yu-Gi-Oh jokers to the Shadow Realm with his three Whirl-eyed Whirl Dragons.
     
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    Galvatron has no fear, well, except for fear of Whirl, who can consume the sparks of sparkles Transformers
     
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    Whirl decided he had better things to do than be in a movie, so he lent a scan of his alt mode to someone in who was in the movie. That is why Drift's helicopter form looks so awesome.
     
  9. Dragonzzilla

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    "You see my face, you're dead."

    "If you can't see mine, you already are."
     
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    Whirl is the tissue paper.
     
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    Scorpion cannot make Whirl get over here, because Whirl is already here.

    Whirl was always here.
     
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    Nick Fury only has one eye because he wants to look more like Whirl.
     
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    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Whirl has a gerwalk mode just to flip off Harmony Gold.
     
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    An aerialbot is now a helicopter in an effort to replicate the majesty of whirl and being a leg if that superion was to kick something it would never be seen again
     
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    he's not just here he can be every where at once.

    Whirl's mount isn't a dinobot. Its a flaming horse skeleton with bat wings and horns.
     
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    Whirls mount is the very atmosphere.
     
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    Whirl's mount is the almighty sidereal traveler, the noble and proud Harrier Jump Horse. This valiant metal steed is the only one capable of VTOL flight, though it's reliability is left to the fickle whims of fate.

    With twin shoulder-mounted laser-guided variable trajectory miniguns, Sentinel Prime nearly managed to hold a candle to Whirl's Faraday Cage shields and twin depleted inert metal cluster munitions launchers. Of course, these are nothing compared to his primary weapon as detailed below.

    Whirl's arm sponsons each contain a single laser sighted minigun that launches munitions tipped with depleted uranium. Though with a horribly wide cone of fire, these weapons are capable of inflicting incredible damage at close range and infecting the local civilian population with horrible cancer.

    Instead of a pussy normal Apache, Whirl transforms into something of a attack stealth helicopter. This alternate form ships with harsh angles, heat-reducing exhaust apertures, radar-absorbent plating and a a non-metallic frame for stealth strikes on friend or foe.
     
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    'Hey, I've got some news! That famous author Jessica Fletcher is coming to town for a book signing!'
    'OH SHIT!'
    *runs*
     
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    If you suddenly stop posting we all know to assume the worst. On a more positive note you might not end up the character murdered you could end up being the one she commands the police to arrest for the murder or maybe a fate worse than both you could end up the character at the end of the episode who offers to take her out for dinner or a dance or something that. Whirls emotional human sacrifice.
     
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    Whirl didn't appear in the G2 comic because he thought it was way too kiddie for him.
     
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