Which Transformer would make a good wingman?

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  1. MrSoundmeister

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    So yeah, title explains the thread.

    I think G1 Jazz would be sorta a good candidate given his chill personality and such.

    But yeah, just kinda some crazy thought in my head.
     
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  2. Ikkstakk

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    Jazz would make a terrible wingman because he's so much cooler than you are. All the girls would flock straight to him. You would be his wingman. The trick is to find somebody cool, but not as cool (or good-looking) as you.
     
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    I would pick Hound, I think. He's really nice, but he's not Jazz levels of "steal everyone's attention" awesome, either.
     
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    Yes! Hound would make a good wingman. He's got the fun party tricks with the holograms, but he's probably not attracting a lot of amorous attention except from the "Jeep girls."
     
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    Side Burn, just so all the little red sportscars would run to me. :lol 
     
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    Powerglide, obviously.

    1. Has wings

    2. Has experience with human women.


    Sounds like a winning combo to me.
     
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  7. Sixwing

    Sixwing You have chosen poorly

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    If you want a literal wingman, how about one of the Seekers?
     
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    I mean, Bumblebee was already Spike's wingman in the cartoon...
     
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    Tracks. He's urbane and a very cool car. Plus I don't think you'd have to worry about him stealing your girl.

    Oh and he's got wings...
     
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    Both good points, I'd also like to say Blaster.
    Knockout seems like someone who will set you up for a blind date. Hopefully it goes well.
    Shockwave would find the most logical pairing, and list the chances of you breaking up.
    Sideswipe seems like the type of would steal your girl, also Swindle.

    Swerve seems like he's the perfect wingman.
     
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    My first thought: Dude wth kinda question is this?

    My second thought: These answers are hilarious!
     
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    Actually Optimus or Rodimus Prime so I could ask for a Matrix upgrade. Hopefully improve my intelligence, lack of maturity and lack of physical attractiveness to women.

    Or maybe ask for a spare Pretender shell.
     
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    Roddy would deffo steal your date.
     
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    Bombshell. Any woman you want is yours.
     
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    - G1 Bumblebee is also the runt/dork, so he'd be good too. And as already mentioned, he was literally already in that role in the cartoon.

    Both are harmless enough, fun.
     
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    He wouldn't have much competition.
     
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    Springer!
     
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    Lugnut, assuming you're Megatron. I mean, he's ugly, yet totally jacked, and he'll sing your praises forevermore. And even if things don't work out (which is impossible with Lugnut by your side) who cares? Lovers are temporary, but lugnut's unwavering devotion to you and the glorious deception cause are forever.
     
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    Cosmos.

    "Hey girl.....I got a spaceship. How about an out-of-this-world ride for an out-of-this-world girl?"
     
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    Sky-Byte-he's a shark that writes poetry. Need I say more?
     
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