Drake FTW  

Okay, I'd use all that dough to fix up Hollywood's body of work. And the rest... all of Quebec.  

 

you miss the point of it all my good sir. I would be the one man to merge haskara together with the fandom. Heck I'd even buy those guys that make the KOs in china....... and their supplies too I suppose. sheer awesomeness.

 

I'd buy Fun Publications and drive them into bankruptcy.

Then I'd buy Takara and make them make a new TF brand with a cartoon that isn't just a generic, bland super robot show.

Now that's a great idea.

I'd buy Quebec and force everyone to speak english and put caffeine into Mountain Dew. I'd also get rid of that silly "Canadian content" regulation.

Then I'd buy every single music label out there and wipe my ass with their RIAA contracts.

 

I would do absolutely nothing with that money too.

 

first i will buy every goddamn snake and every goddamn plane...

then i will buy the huggin universe

 

Wait, stop the thread.

So Quebec doesn't allow Mountain Dew to contain caffeine?

W.

T.

F??

 

We make a good duo.

 

Buy Canada and turn the provinces into 10 states. The territories can be classified as nature preserves for oil drilling and baby seal fur

 

Wow, not a single response about Power Armor?

Power Armor. I'd invest in it so heavilly I'd push them from limited Exo-suit to Iron Man-style ASAP. Then I'd have one, which would replace my need for flying cars, jetpacks, and Super Powers all in one swoop.

If there were any monies left over after I get my super Iron Man-esque armor, then it would all go to research like Stem Cell research.

I'd also sell the previous generation Power Armor (from whatever I use) to the military, and two generations back to the public, more or less.

 

Not just Quebec. For most of my life, Dew has been uncaffeinated; it's only in recent years that they've been able to sell it as an "energy drink". Some Canadian FDA thing about only brown drinks can have caffeine, I think.

 

That's racist.

 

 

I don't know what I'd do if I had all that money... But I know it would be hella fun to buy whatever I wanted whenever I needed it.

 

I'd buy sports teams, 4 i nfact.

The Buffalo Sabres, just because I'm a hardcore fan.
The Buffalo Bills to keep them in Buffalo
The Chicago Blackhawks because they need fixing.\
The Chicago Bears because the old lady has got to go.

 

If we are going that route, I would buy the Timberwolves. Everyone wants Taylor and McHale out. How could I in good faith deprive them of that with my new resources?

 

I would legally buy Pat Lee and donate him, in the form of a Pinyata, to all former Dreamwave employees. They would get solid gold baseball bats. That would be my charitable act.

 

I'd buy some of those bulk coupon books....you can really save a lot !

 

you win!  

 

Some bubble gum.

 

You could... oh I don't know... give it to me?

 

I'd go on welfare and social security.