Thinking it through further... Not only would I start the Jupiter fleet, I'd have to fund the invention of the fusion reactors the He3 would fuel, space stations to service the fleet, genetic engineering to ensure the development of smarter humans to ensure all this actually works, and some kind of advanced weapons platform to defend my burgeoning space civilization from Terran takeover bids. Sieg Zeon, motherfuckers.
I'd take the crap out of MTV (the European version fares little better than the US ), unfortunately that removes about 99.8% of overall content - in which case I'd go back to putting music videos on. I remember the days when it had videos... But if I had that amount of money, I'd build a life-size Fort Max. Now there's a grail.
Then it would be awesome to use the money to turn James Carville into some sort of hyperpowered cybernetic mutant warrior that would crush the naysayers like a force of nature. Of course, the process would have to preserve his accent.
While I understand that slightly exaggerated claims are good for negotiation, outlandish claims like this should come with a flat refusal, plus court fees for the next quadrillion claimants.
And no Coming to America or Bowfinger either if that happens! That would rule, someone so needs to photoshop that.
I would buy...... Hasbro.... AND Takara.... And TFW2005..... AND Fun Publications..... THEN I could die happy
I'd probably pay off my loans, any of my family's loans. Get a decent house, either just fix up my car or get a new one. Maybe buy some guitars. But other than that, I'd put the rest in the bank or give some of it to my folks.
Well, I think the first thing would be to place an order for a Tesla Roadster. 2 in each color. Then I would buy my own country and start Jurassic Park. Also, I would start my own space program. In addition one crazy thing I would do would be to raise the wreckage of the Titanic and preserve it and all. Bonus treatment!: I produce a new Transformers movie. It will not suck.
I'd arrange for new scenes to be put into the animated TF movie to make it pay more respect to non-new characters and stuff, and stuff. Give it the Lucas treatment, and have every TF fan hate me for it! I'd then buy everyone all their grails to make up for it