what would you buy with $3,014,170,389,176,410

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  1. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Thinking it through further... Not only would I start the Jupiter fleet, I'd have to fund the invention of the fusion reactors the He3 would fuel, space stations to service the fleet, genetic engineering to ensure the development of smarter humans to ensure all this actually works, and some kind of advanced weapons platform to defend my burgeoning space civilization from Terran takeover bids.

    Sieg Zeon, motherfuckers.
     
  2. smkspy

    smkspy Remember true fans

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    I would pay Georgia and USC people to STFU so i can enjoy my Tiger's national championship title.
     
  3. Omnius

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    I'd take the crap out of MTV (the European version fares little better than the US :( ), unfortunately that removes about 99.8% of overall content - in which case I'd go back to putting music videos on. I remember the days when it had videos...

    But if I had that amount of money, I'd build a life-size Fort Max. Now there's a grail. :D 
     
  4. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Then it would be awesome to use the money to turn James Carville into some sort of hyperpowered cybernetic mutant warrior that would crush the naysayers like a force of nature.

    Of course, the process would have to preserve his accent.
     
  5. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    Exactly what I meant
     
  6. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    While I understand that slightly exaggerated claims are good for negotiation, outlandish claims like this should come with a flat refusal, plus court fees for the next quadrillion claimants.
     
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  7. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Veteran

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    NO!

    Because Beverly Hills Cop II is ok.
     
  8. smkspy

    smkspy Remember true fans

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    And no Coming to America or Bowfinger either if that happens!


    :lolol 

    That would rule, someone so needs to photoshop that.
     
  9. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    I want a zillion gabillion dollars.............
     
  10. optimus major

    optimus major Banned

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    :lolol  man that made me laugh so hard
     
  11. REDLINE

    REDLINE longer days, plz? Veteran

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    wow this is just flat out stupid.
     
  12. jdre_124

    jdre_124 Super Dick

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    Jurassic.
    Park.
     
  13. Moroni Prime

    Moroni Prime #TFYLP Podcast

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    I would buy...... Hasbro.... AND Takara.... And TFW2005..... AND Fun Publications..... THEN I could die happy
     
  14. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    Id get the most bad ass money clip
     
  15. Brandon

    Brandon This is important work.

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    I'd probably pay off my loans, any of my family's loans. Get a decent house, either just fix up my car or get a new one. Maybe buy some guitars. But other than that, I'd put the rest in the bank or give some of it to my folks.
     
  16. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    I'de buy the entire county I live in and kick the rest of the people out of it. :D 
     
  17. FallenWarrior10

    FallenWarrior10 Crazed clown!

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    The world.

    Or maybe the moon, and force every one to pay a moon tax.
     
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  18. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    :stick: 

    Just when you think human stupidity hit rock bottom...
     
  19. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    Well, I think the first thing would be to place an order for a Tesla Roadster. 2 in each color.

    Then I would buy my own country and start Jurassic Park. Also, I would start my own space program. In addition one crazy thing I would do would be to raise the wreckage of the Titanic and preserve it and all.

    Bonus treatment!: I produce a new Transformers movie. It will not suck.
     
  20. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'd arrange for new scenes to be put into the animated TF movie to make it pay more respect to non-new characters and stuff, and stuff. Give it the Lucas treatment, and have every TF fan hate me for it! I'd then buy everyone all their grails to make up for it :D