Write fanfics.

 

before optimus lost his arm he masturbated

 

Draw pics of humans doin' it and post it online.

 

Wtf?

 

They T.P people's houses.

 

Racing, stunts, scientific experimentation, build, search for lost treasures, upgrade themselves, be artistic... to come up with a few.

 

what do you guys think arcee did? giggity

 

well, anyone can become a prime. i don't thinks it's been proven that there's a direct link of the primes other than the matrix.

 

I like the book Transformers: Exodus because it fleshes out very well what Transformers did with their time before the war. Everyone was assigned to a caste and that dictated what kind of work they did. Megatron for example was a factory worker in Kaon, laboring under terrible conditions, producing things that the rest of Cybertron needed.

As for on Earth - I see Ratchet surrounded by a gaggle of human nurses, teaching him about Dialysis and admiring his stripes.

I see Ironhide coming up with creative new weapons that do not harm humans' bodies, but put them in stasis for a few hours.

Sideswipe is also popular with the ladies, and spends a lot of time at the beach.

Optimus spends a lot of time studying human history and economics, because those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Powerglide has found himself a human pet and they do air shows together.

And Bumblebee - is plotting to get into the Guinness book of Records as the first car to jump the Grand Canyon.

Soundwave has found a part time job working for the CIA. It might be short lived, however because they are too unethical even for Soundwave.

 

Eat, sleep, and shit.

 

It's obvious. They go coning.

 

I..... Can see that happening.

Optimus convinces Jazz to escape from a mental hopsitol! He trys! But misses the laundry basket and breaks his neck.

 

some might fight in the gladitorial pits others just go about doing the work of their caste like how before optimus was well optimus he was orion pax and was a data clerk and in his spare time went to mcmacadams old oil house with jazz. There also was a place like six flags on cybertron

 

they watch matlock all day long and occasionally m.a.s.h.

 

read the book exudous

 

The triplets?Thet made good friends with Sideswipe.

 

i think soundwave might listen to thrash metal, blaster could listen to oldies. some tf's so i've heard, make their own fans. as some people make their own transformers.

 

They blow up Iranian nuclear facilities.

 

They watch The Office