Bought the ascendent creature add on for God console on Ark Mobile and I’ve been having a shit ton of fun with it. Unlimited stats for all creatures and which one out of them all do I choose? Why, the dodo of course I made my dodo attack a bronto... and god I gave the bird over two thousand speed so it kept getting hit with the tail swipe and shot off into the trees then it kept speeding back hitting rocks and shit and flying all over the place. Then it got stuck and started spazzing out in circles I had tears in my eyes. Now I must leave to make my dodo army...
And for this one, I think there's some context I'm missing, but I like it regardless and lastly... for so long, that meme eluded me....DARN YOU, GRINDCORE!!! DARN YOU, MEME!!!!! EVERY!!!! MEEEEEEEME!!!!!!!!
This DID make me laugh, because...let me explain: You ever have a friend who's so desperate for companionship that most of his GF's he ends up proposing to- less than 1-year into it? WELL my ex-best friend, when we WERE friends, he pretty much did that with every single girl he ever met. EVERY girl was "wife material" to him. Pathetically needy. I've brought this guy up before here: He's the schizophrenic pyscho that's been confined to A mental ward several times, kidnapped his children from his wife's house, and tried to drive them down to FL because "god told him to"- and he's also has several suicide attempts. He's basically fucking insane and shouldn't be allowed to walk freely amongst society. Has 3 children he can't support. He's basically lower than bug shit. Anyway, this guy has a NEW girlfriend....and you know what I'm wondering: How long will it take for him to propose to THIS ONE? LMMFAO!! Does this girl have any idea just what kind of psycho-circus nutjob ride she's getting into? CLEARLY NOT. XD It's one of those situations where you know somebody's behavior so well you can place a million-dollar bet on it and win every time- I know this guy that well- and she's in TROUBLE. LOL This guy has 3 children between 2 women, can't support them, he has no college education, can't hold a steady job, can't pass a drug test, he's had several psychotic episodes where the police had to be called, and his tires needed to be slashed- the guy is DANGEROUSLY mentally ill. The only way he can get his women to stay is by knocking them up- he has to trap them. And I'm looking at this new GF he's got like: Hooooooooweee…you sure can pick'em lady....I have no idea where he met you, but you are in SERIOUS trouble. LOL My wife was the one who notified me about this- we couldn't stop laughing: She's so hyper-fucked. LMAO!!
