Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by on_a_warpath, May 22, 2009.
A dying bird chick in a Taco Bell Parking lot. (I stopped eating there after that.)
Love on the battlefield.
I found a raisin-sized skintag in a small plastic bag in the bathroom at an IHOP.
Oh, I just remembered a couple TF related finds!
I was at my Grandma's house and, a couple times actually, I'd find a toy in one of here toy bins that I wanted. She was a daycare lady, and kids probably forgot their stuff there. I ended up getting some little Jeep TF, a G2 Grimlock in fairly good shape, and G2 Volt, missing his sword. I got all of em for free!
I went to a garage sale and bought an old steamer trunk. After I finally got the thing open, I found it was filled with envelopes. I opened one of them, and it turned out to be love letters from a GI to his girlfriend back home.
The GI in question was my father.
A large bird's nest in a very small tree in my backyard.
Woah, that is weird!
an elmo toy eith a severed arm, and a missing eya, and multiple bullet shells in it, on my dads lawn.
A shirt in the cart of a rollercoaster I went on. It was at Six Flags, when I was like, eleven.
dirty dirty tight whitey in the street gutter downtown Salt lake city.. damn homeless. or someone going commando
My sisters dildo :#
Ok, Ill give. Here is some backround, I used to clean apartments for some pocket change last year. So there is this one really errie apartment like that you would see in a horror movie, like something really bad happened there. Well yeah something did, me and my best friend find a severed head in there. That wasnt that bad we pull opean a closet and a thing of suicide letters and letters from this chicks boyfriend who was recently enlisted in a prison. So yeah this is all morbid, until I find the best thing to lighten the day. There is one big poster about the size of a movie poster and it has pictures of a bunch of naked guys and in the bottom corner it says:
"Reem my ass with your dick"
So me and my friend are laughing at the poster, right? To go back on the morbid page. There was some guys Yoo Hoo stapled to the back.
Wonder which would be worse, finding your sister's or your mom's.
Worst of all: finding the double-ended one that they share.
The last day of this last semester I found an empty bottle of K-Y For Her in the middle of the parking lot.
This just got beat by...
^THAT...IS F***ED UP!
i have found strange beyond strange, as a hunter in the middle of BFE, a worker at Wal-Mart, and an EMT, my entire life is one big WTF so far.... BUT THAT ^^^ wowzas!!!
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