What If Stephen Kings Wrote Transformers?

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  1. Tigertrack, Oct 12, 2011
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    What would it be like if the King wrote Transformers?
     
  2. Shockwave9227, Oct 12, 2011
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    Megatron would go movie Prime on every one who opposes him.
     
  3. SPLIT LIP, Oct 12, 2011
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    It'd probably be boring.
     
  4. Omnius, Oct 12, 2011
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    Dull and formulaic, with 'STEPHEN KING' occupying at least half the cover.
     
  5. twichy, Oct 12, 2011
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    transformers would probably fit nicely in the dark tower series.
     
  6. Transbot90210, Oct 12, 2011
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    Bumblebee, Cosmo, Beachcomber and Brawn would follow a railroad to go take a gander at the young dead autobot.
     
  7. Chris McFeely, Oct 12, 2011
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    The Ark would have crashed in Maine.
     
  8. Aernaroth, Oct 12, 2011
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    Fortress Maximus would now be named Castle Rock.

    And kid characters would end up growing up and having special powers. So... Kicker.
     
  9. Rodimus Major, Oct 12, 2011
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  10. Nevermore, Oct 12, 2011
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    Everything would happen in Maine, and the story would be full of stock characters. The resolution would be absurdly dumb.
     
  11. cosmos_seeker, Oct 12, 2011
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    It was a quiet and peaceful day in Iacon.

    And then Shockwave came.
     
  12. Aernaroth, Oct 12, 2011
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    All work and no play makes Jolt a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jolt a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jolt a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jolt a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jolt a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jolt a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jolt a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jolt a dull boy.
     
  13. Blot, Oct 12, 2011
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    Blot The most disgusting of all Transformers.

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    And Ironhide would be an alcoholic.
     
  14. Kevin XI, Oct 12, 2011
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    Optimus would run over a little kid while singing "Sheena is a Punk Rocker."
    "My bad!"
     
  15. Abrogate, Oct 12, 2011
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    Every main character would be a writer.
     
  16. Sol Fury, Oct 12, 2011
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    It'd be... interesting, I'll say that much.
     
  17. sued1234, Oct 12, 2011
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    sounds kool
     
  18. exclusacon, Oct 12, 2011
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    Lot of robots with broken ankles...
     
  19. G1Wheeljack, Oct 12, 2011
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    I'd get to play the Stephen King Drinking Game with one of my favorite franchises.
     
  20. CZ Hazard, Oct 12, 2011
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    Unless it was set in a prison in which case it would be surprisingly good.
     
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