What cartoon would you like Bay to adapt?

Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by QLRformer, Jun 28, 2014.

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What cartoon would you like Bay to adapt?

  1. Dragon Ball Z (alien fighters)

    3 vote(s)
    6.3%
  2. Hellsing (gun-toting vampire bamf)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Black Lagoon (smugglers in the 1990s)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Barefoot Gen (Hiroshima aftermath)

    1 vote(s)
    2.1%
  5. Panty and Stocking (angel/demon schoolgirls fighting)

    3 vote(s)
    6.3%
  6. Other

    11 vote(s)
    22.9%
  7. No more giving cartoons to Bay

    30 vote(s)
    62.5%
  1. QLRformer

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    After TRANSFORMERS and TMNT, what cartoon would you like Michael Bay to adapt, either as a producer or a director? (The position’s important, as it determines creative control and supervision)


    DBZ
    DBZ Goku vs Bills Full - YouTube
    LOL This will always get my vote. I wanted MBay to direct this, but nowadays I’d prefer he produced it.
    And anyway it appears Akira Toriyama has lost faith in Hollywood after EVOLUTION occurred, so it will be quite some time before we get another DBZ film, if we get one at all. But still, you know Bay would make it awesome :bay .


    HELLSING
    Hellsing Ultimate OVA 4 The Majors War Speech - YouTube
    Bay should direct this. Not just because it’s got vampires and priests attacking each other in incredibly badass ways, not just because it’s about Nazis vs Protestants vs Catholics ... but because Michael Bay loves war.


    BLACK LAGOON
    Revy vs. Roberta - YouTube
    A gang of bandits and their doings in the early 1990s – cartels, assassins, and of course awesome women having explosive fights. This would be perfect for someone who worked on PAIN & GAIN and BAD BOYS... heck, this may be the film Michael Bay was born to direct!


    BAREFOOT GEN
    (The YouTube links are too gruesome)
    I can see Bay producing this, but perhaps not directing. I thought that since he’s done PEARL HARBOR and PAIN & GAIN he would be right at home with another wartime drama. And imagine the nightmarish awesomeness of a nuclear Bayspolosion.


    PANTY & STOCKING
    Panty & Stocking Episode 1 Part 2/2 - YouTube
    Bay should direct this. The show fits him to a B: hot girls, skimpy outfits, over-the-top action sequences.


    OTHER
    If anyone has any cartoon in mind that they think Bay should adapt, please say so. I tried to pick those cartoons that would fit Bay’s kinetic action sense, but I may have missed some that could work just as well with Bay.


    NONE
    I wouldn’t blame anyone who takes this vote. It’s not like Bay is the official “live-action cartoon” dude. And there are some cartoons that may work better with other directors rather than Bay.
     
  2. MetalicGrunt

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    gi joe.

    because he likes sucking the military.
     
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    Fucking nothing. He's awful.
     
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    Ditto
     
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    Barefoot Gen - the most epic of explosions.

    "Out city was destroyed. Where should we go now? How about Nagasaki?"
     
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    SPLIT LIP Be strong enough to be gentle

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    wat is dis thred
     
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    This.
     
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    Never mind any of that...just have Bay leave TF5 and 6 to somebody else and let him direct a TF spinoff franchise focusing on the (mis)adventures of this guy:
    [​IMG]

    Seriously, how the **** has Warpath not been in any of Bay's TF movies??? He's the perfect TF character around which to weave 'splosions, lowbrow humor and general incoherency. It'll make millions.
     
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    lol all of them
     
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    Not a cartoon, but I still think he should be involved in a Power Rangers movie adaptation.
     
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    Warpath is awesome, agreed, but he's lacking one thing that Bay loves, corporate sponsorship. Sadly, Warpath ain't an exotic sports car or truck whose parent company can throw loads of money toward Paramount/Hasbro's way.

    Not that I want Bay for the job, but he's also known for being very pro military so I suppose he's not the worst choice to direct a possible movie based on Exo Squad (James Cameron gets my vote instead, him or Neill Blomkamp, two directors well versed with military hardware too).

    Exosquad Opening - YouTube

     
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    Even so, the way Bay likes to glorify the military, I'd think that'd have some bearing too.

    And if the corporate thing's such a big deal, just toss a couple Autobot sidekicks in. Make'em dumb as hell so the kids'll love'em and want their folks to buy'em the toys, thus shoving the car promotion even more down adult throats. I'm telling you, it'll be another gold mine.
     
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    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it!

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    I'd say No more...but Panty and Stocking would be right up his alley. :lol 

    (*thinking of all his TF butt shots*)
     
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    Kekku kamen its right up his alley.
    or Guy (its an anime ive been trying to find for years.)
     
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    If he so much as touches Hellsing, I swear to fucking God.
     
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    Saints Row the third.

    It's practically made for him.
     
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    You're my bro, came here to say exactly this. Shitty acting, incoherent plot, EXPLOSIONS, giant robots, if the new MMPR movie isn't directed by Bay I'm gonna be pissed.
     
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