Last night I threw up and thought I had just eaten to much before bed. Went to sleep and woke up feeling fine. Get some breakfast (mini muffins and some Chocolate milk like always). I get to work way early (after a hunt) and watch some RID eps I downloaded to my PSP. It is about 15 minutes till work and I start to feel queasy. I go and clock in and make it back into the lab for about 4 minutes before I rush to the bathroom and puke a 3-4 times. Ugh. I let them know I'm going home and I head home. About 1/2 way home I got to puke again, so I open the car door and puke a few times at a red light. mean while my lower part of my body is about to explode as well.

I finally make it home and to a toilet and my bowels let loose a torrential spray. It just keeps coming. Then I think it is stopped.. Uh Oh puke time again! Switch positions and puke as my thinks it is still on the toilet if you catch my drift. Now I know what those mats around a toilet are for.... Then it was back to more explosive diarrhea. . Finally it stops. I get a chance to toss my clothes in the washing machine and take a shower to clean up. Ugh.

Then I try to lay down for a quick nap. Uh oh puke time again. I go and throw up a few more times.. Then I rinse my mouth out and get a quick nap. I wake up a few hours later and feel a bit better. Then I cleaned the poopy mat from the bathroom and the puke spray from my car. It is all clean now.. thank god...

I feel hollowed out right now. Guess you can no longer say I'm full of crap.... not full of anything right now. May just call in sick to work tomorrow. Don't want to have this crap happen again. I'm taking a break for a bit then I'm heading back for a nap. Anyone else ever have this (or something similar) happen to them?

 

Not so severely, but I have puked while on the shitter. Rather than get up and spray shit every where, I just leaned over and puked in the sink. MUCH less cleanup.  

 

Sounds just like food poisoning to me. What did you eat the night before?

 

I had some eggs for dinner. Maybe I didn't cook them quite long enough. That could be it.. All this from two fucking eggs though? The rest was regular snack I eat all the time.

 

Oh man ... two exits, no waiting. Just remember to drink a lot of Gatorade to relpace all those electrolytes and whatnot.

 

That was an awesome story.

 

yep food poisoning......... just puke it all out, dont even drink anything other than water cuz that will come up too........

i got food posioning last week from eating 4 cheese sticks.....at ihop no less

 

I'm sorry to hear that you are not feeling well. Can you get any medication for it? (like pepto)

on another note, your story had me  ing

We have all been there...

 

Well I took a spoonful of stuff for nausea, but need to get some pepto later...

 

  Sensitivity FTW

My cousin's ex-boyfriend ate a steak at IHOP and was sick for a week

 

Food poisoning. Sounds like you have it worse than I did. My sympathies.

 

Taco Bell chalupas did the same thing to me in 2003 the night before Thanksgiving. I've since abided by my lifetime ban of that shithole of a fast food joint.

Yours is an amazing story though. Sounds like hell.

 

Ugh, I had some mad diarrhea at school today. Thank god I went at a time when no one was around. Unfortunately, I also sharted a few minutes ago.

 

  best reply ever.

personally i've never had it that bad, usually when i'm vomiting i have an empty icecream tub handy to be my "Sick dish". not pleasant to be walking around with a tubof vomit but it's better that than be immobile so i can watch some tv to take my mind off it.

 

Holy crap, sounds like something you'd only see in South Park.  

 

Wow, interesting story.  

But I have been there, not as bad, but very close. It was so bad, hubby stayed home from work and took me to see a doctor. No food poisoning, instead it was a very nasty virus. Got some meds, but I was still feeling aweful for a few days after that and it took me several weeks to gain my strength back.

 

God is punishing you for hunting.

 

I would asume he was toy hunting...

 

Toy hunting.. I don't think I'd be able to kill deer with a G1, Classics or MP megatron... being they are the only hand guns I got.

 

Plus if you got the modded version, the deer would just laugh cause they would know that it is a toy...