Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SaberPrime, Jul 30, 2018.
Happy dreams are always worse than nightmares.
I had a dream about a girl that I had a crush on back in my restaurant manager days. We both liked each other, but the timing was never right for us to get together. She used to give me all kinds of flirty hints about how she felt, but me being a stupid guy, didn't pick up on any of the clues until it was too late. She was Portuguese, VERY pretty, had long, curly brunette hair and had these amazing, green eyes that I fell in love with. In the dream, we were back in High School (even though I never went to high school with her) and were enjoying each other's company at an ice cream shop. We were sitting at a booth together and she was eating some kind green ice cream with walnuts in it. She then, for whatever reason, wrote her name on a piece of paper for me. I remember her penmanship being very girly and pretty. Then I woke up.
Curiosity got the better of me, so I looked her up on Facebook. Her name is incredibly common, so that was a fruitless effort.
Funny thing- Several months ago, I had a similar dream about a girl that I went to college with. She too, had a really common name, but I actually found her, and oddly enough, her profile was the first one that showed up from my search. We've been friends ever since.
I dreamt of Halo 6. In this one, Master Chief had slipped off the deep end and became a terrible dictator, killing and executing without mercy. In the end, the Arbiter came to fight him in mortal combat, ultimately defeating the insane Chief by stabbing him and throwing him under the treads of an Elephant.
I had a crazy dream the other night about what if Fox had a theme park and a Big Trouble in Little China ride where you are on a cart as you are seeing animatronics even video footage of characters as you go through Chinatown to see the storms in your way as you woosh through. Then you go underground as you see a big Guardian by the side then the Wild Man springing out of the shadows growling. Then you see Rain sprinkling rain at you then him getting killed by Wang, then you see Lopan getting demised with the place rumbling as you get up on a hill.
As you are approaching like splash mountain on that hill, you see Thunder getting mad then animation footage of his arms, feet, legs, torso etc. inflating then we see an huge animatronic inflated head of Thunder right in front of you with air coming out of his nose and ears then you go down hill with flashes of him exploding salad. Then when you are down, you see Lightning as he gets defeated plus you see animated lights then you see the gang celebrating their victory at last and Egg Shen saying "Hope you had a safe journey".
This make one crazy ride eh?
I had a nightmare where I was trapped in the void the last two episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion take place in. I felt like my life was threatened so it took a few minutes for me to relax after I woke up.
I'm almost finished reading book 6 of A Series of Unfortunate Events.
The first three books were combined together to make the Jim Carrey movie.
Well last night I had a dream about books 4, 5, and 6 being combined in a similar fashion to make the sequel.
Even though years have passed and a sequel would be impossible at this point. Especially if they intended on using the same actors like in my dream. The children would be adults now but in my dream the sequel came out just a year later so they hadn't changed much.
I was thinking of what would these books be like in the movie universe the entire time I was reading them but I always actively imagined it with Jim Carrey also reprising his role as Count Olaf... this is the really weird part... in my dream, Jim Carrey never signed on to do the sequel and the script was reworked to make Esme Squalor the main villain. Doctor Orwell who is suppose to be a different character entirely was just a disguise Esme used at the mill. There was no Shirley. Carmeleta Spats also turned out to be Esme's daughter from a previous marriage before she got together with Jeremy explaining away why they have different last names. Esme also would have disguised herself as one of the teachers who would later go on to rob a bank... again suppose to be a different character but they rewrote some characters in order to insert Esme into stories she never appeared in.
Rather than disguising herself so the children won't recognize her, her disguises are meant to keep her criminal activity seperate from her life with Jeremy who still has no clue he's married to a criminal.
Klaus still gets hypnotised at the lumber mill though instead of breaking his glasses which he never wore in the first movie he loses a contact lense and has to get glasses to replace them. He ends up staying hypnotised even while at boarding school and with him being in Esme's class it's only him who goes out running every night and only him who ends up failing his classes but Principal Nero still threatens to expel all three children and the Quigmires if he can't pass the test.
The Quigmires still get captured then the kids end up with the Squalors. Which plays pretty much the same... then back to Lucky Smells where Esme meets the same fate as Dr. Orwell did for the finally of the movie.
I had two recently, the first one happened after eating ramen right before bed. It consisted of my sister, stealing my figures n shit and then when I called her out on it she flat out lied. But instead of her normal voice it was like three of her were talking at once in this demon voice
Second one happened just last night after eating a slice of pumpkin pie, again, right before bed. This random guy was out in the deep ass woods at night, screaming at the top of his fucking lungs ... to attract elk ...
What the fuck is wrong with me ...
When did my dad create an account on here? Also that makes no sense to me. You and my dad are the only two people I've ever heard of who actually like nightmares.
Dreamt that the malevolent ghost of a foul and rotting old man was following me around from place to place, even tracing me home and sleeping in my bed/watching me.
......Unluckily for him, I knew Craft, got in touch with Death, and had him dragged to some hellish afterexistence far from here.
I had a dream years ago that on the side of a road in a picturesque, wooded, mountain landscape there was a tree a group I was in stopped by. Now this tree wasn't a normal tree; it was made of stone, and instead of branches with leaves it had honeycombs. But these honeycombs didn't have bees and honey, but mucus-covered salamanders! And these salamanders didn't look like normal salamanders; these salamanders looked like a cross between real salamanders and human fetuses with bizarre faces!
I've also had dreams where I was walking through haunted houses, and every time I walked through a spirit, I would become possessed.
I just had a dream that someone in this board was gloating how they went on a three time mass murder streak without getting caught, only for another thread to be like "mass murderer getting hunted down" or something.
There were other things to that dream, like real pokemon and a few event typings (I think mew was a fire type like that one card. Totodile turned ghost) as well as a weird adventure in a homeless van chasing fake people (aliens) but the murder thing struck me the most.....
In this particular recent dream I had to gather/keep up my points (which looked like power pellets from the old pacman cartoon) otherwise a shark would eat me. Also my phone was hacked by skynet.
Last night's dream was a doozy.
So I was a teenager again and I was invited to a Christmas party. A small group broke off at a point and they were messing with supernatural stuff, which resulted into a powerful spirit toying with our lives. He'd essentially have objects to collect and solve a riddle with traps and gimmicks everywhere, and if we failed in an hour, one of us would die from our worst fears. I remember one was getting mauled by wolves and someone else was on fire.
We managed to stop the spirit by (and I wish I was making this up) pulling the "are you assuming my gender" card in a riddle involving a golden wig. It was weird....
Nightmares don't bother me because it's such a relief when you wake up. Recurring nightmares might be a problem, but I haven't had that since childhood.
Not so nice to have a wonderful dream where all your problems are solved and deep-seated wishes come true, and things are going better than ever, only to wake up and have it all taken away.
Never really thought of it that way before. That's a good point. I can't count how many times I've waken up from a good dream only to wish I could just go back to sleep and stay in that world. Problem is I can never seem to go back to it. Why can't there ever be recurring GOOD dreams?
I do still get recurring nightmares though they're not as frequent as they were when I was a child and Pierre helps me manage recurring night mares. (Pierre is an alter who started appearing in recurring night mares and steering the dreams in a different direction ever since I was a teenager. Usually we'd end up arguing over to origin of French Fries... I know they're not really French but it's a good distraction.)
A while ago I had a dream about the old show Knight Rider. You know, the one from the 1980's starring David Hasselhoff? Anyway, I dreamt that after the show was canceled in 1986, the entire production crew and cast moved to Germany to film four more seasons.
I remember some plot points, like them trying to give KITT some sort of holographic avatar that was simply William Daniels or something. Anyway, the seventh season finale was Michael proposing to Bonnie, KITT's mechanic. She says yes. In the season eight premiere, they get married... only for a rebuilt KARR and Goliath to literally crash the wedding and kidnap Michael! Garth Knight survived his final appearance and gathered some of the more memorable villains to get their revenge on Micheal and FLAG. So Bonnie has to rally the others to save Michael and stop them.
The day is won by the good guys, and the final shot of the series finale is Michael and Bonnie driving off in KITT, quite literally into the sunset.
I don't know where the dream came from, but I'm glad I had it.
The dream I had last night is something I'll never forget.
I was traveling through multiple universes but some things stayed in common in each universe, I had a gun resembling a Desert Eagle but could only hold one bullet but could transform to accept any material as ammo.
I could fly but as always in dreams where I'm flying, the maximum height is 30 feet.
I also had super strength.
I had the ability to be invisible to everyone around me and stuff I picked up like a plate or a book would be invisible too. If I place the object on something, a table or floor, it would not be invisible anymore. And there were moments someone noticed it and would be like "did that thing has always been there?"
First universe: middle of the night, at a port, in warehouse, foggy, Japan: there were a lot of high class cars and men with suits. Possibly the Yakuza. As no one could see me, I walked up to see what they were doing.a business deal with lots of cocaine and lots of Yen. They were all lined up and my gun can shoot through multiple bodies. I opened fire and quickly grabbed as much money as possible and ran away but I didn't know that the other group were going to double cross the group I just killed so they trapped me when they shut the gates I hovered over them to be out of their line of fire. I couldn't reload my gun because it would give away my position. One guy was trigger happy and armed with a rocket launcher. I grabbed an item from my pocket and threw it across the warehouse. As soon as it hits the wall, rocket boy fired and I escaped only to see 500 more guys with guns. My reaction was "damn it."
Finally I reloaded my gun and of course, they heard the noise and opened fire and ran into another warehouse and the gates closed. My thoughts were "aw, not again." I felt the ground shake and single light came on and in front of me was a 9 foot tall Sumo wrestler but he was blind. I hovered away from him but he was sniffing the air and knew where I was. I grabbed an item from my pocket and threw it behind him. He took the bait and I flew away but messed up because traps were everywhere and I was sprayed with cat urine. I looked at Fat Man and like a stereotypical giant person with low I.Q. was like "FOUND YOU!!!" and charged at me like a crazed rhino. The cars outside had the alarms going off. I aimed at his forehead and shot him and it bounced off him and kept charging. I loaded an explosive round and shot him again and...
Half his face was metal. The 9 foot tall Sumo wrestler was a Terminator!!! "O.K." I thought, I'll take him on 1 on 1. I rushed him and busted out of the warehouse with the entire Yakuza pointing all kinds of weapons at me. I grabbed Fat Roboman and used it as a shield until the firing stopped. I checked my surroundings and the only thing left of the Sumonator was it's head. The red light in its eye was flickering and the last thing it said to me was "Fuck you."
The Yakuza were reloading their weapons and I reloaded mine with an explosive round. They aimed at me, I aimed at them. I pulled the trigger and a white light flashed and I was in another universe.
I looked around. I was in a classroom at night. Outside was raining. I looked out the window and I was on the second floor and the sign outside said I was at a private school.
I caught my reflection in the window and to my shock: I was 4 foot tall little blonde white boy.
I checked my pockets and still had my shape-shifting gun but the ammo consensed of green peas. and a pocket full of items. I wanted to escape but the front door and gate used I.D. cards. So I walked to the nearest room and found a Blueberry pie. I picked it up and it disappears but I get a message saying "Blueberry pie was placed in your inventory." OK, I'm in a survivor-horror environment.
Next room is this kid, possibly a bully, trying to flirt with an older girl but he was too stupid to figure out that he is bombing and she was not interested. He started to become more aggressive and the girl was visibly becoming uncomfortable with him. I grabbed an item from my pocket and tossed it at the wall. Both became startled and the boy got up and checked the window. I let the girl see me and she mouthed "help me!" I gave a nod and became invisible again. Snucked up behind the bully and gave him an ULTIMATE ATOMIC WEDGIE!!! I hanged him on a coat rack as he cried. The girl got up and slapped him and said "That is what you get for being a perv." She couldn't see me but said "wherever you are, thanks for helping me." She leaned forward, closed her eyes and puckered her lips. I walked away to the next room.
Another classroom but empty. I checked the teacher's desk and found a sheet of blank paper and an old key saying Basement. I opened another door and it was a stairway. I went down the stairs to the basement, used the key and found a small hornets nest, I used the sheet of paper to pick it up and continued onward, took a left turn and saw 2 older kids guarding a metal door. The two were playing checkers. Since I was invisible, I was able to place the hornets nest under the checkers table and I shot my pea shooter at the nest and pissed off the hornets. The guards looked under the table and were attacked and ran away.
The metal door was unlocked. I walked in and the room was an exact replica of the underground room with the crimson head zombie from the first Resident Evil remake game. I looked down and found a dum dum bullet. I loaded it to my gun. I saw a lever and moved it and a coffin fell from the ceiling and the Crimson head zombie busted out. I shot it with the dum dum round and it's head exploded. I checked the coffin and found the I.D. card. As I headed to the only exit, it was blocked by the school administration, the 2 guards and the fat bully. They said it is no use hiding, they can see me. I asked how and they said, infrared contact lenses. Fat boy jumped the gun and I quickly gave a second ULTIMATE ATOMIC WEDGIE!!! and hanged him on a hook. The rest rushed me at one time but the older girl I saved earlier swung a massive hammer and knocked them all out. I ran quickly by her, said "Thanks" but she grabbed me, pulled me in and gave me a kiss on the cheek and said "Good luck."
I made it to the first floor, used the card on the front door and as I headed to the front gate I was stopped by armed soldiers. I was told there is no escape and to surrender. I looked at my gun and saw a card slot. I put the I.D. card in it and it transformed into a sword that resembled something you would see in Power Rangers.
Everyone started walking backwards out of fear. I performed a spin attack like Link does in The Legend of Zelda games, a white light flashed and I was in another universe.
I looked around and saw I was in a military base at night. I looked at my hands they were more like claws. I had my gun but now there was a button. I pushed it and my gun transformed into a sword. Pushed it again and changed back into a gun. All of a sudden I was surprised by an explosion. I checked my surroundings and saw zombies, I checked my pocket and had plenty of items for ammo. I was about to shoot a zombie but it got attacked by a werewolf. Spotted orcs fighting vampires and dragons fighting cyborgs. I stood there confused until a human marine asked for my help. I asked what is happening.
He said it started. What started I asked, the battle between good and evil. Again I was about to shoot a zombie but the marine explained that not all zombies are the bad guys. The grotesque zombies, vampires, etc are the bad ones.
I saw a group of zombies about to kill a group of Marines. I rushed in and used my sword to slice the zombies brains in half. I was thanked by the Marines but one of them killed the rest and shot at me. I got so angry, I grew into a giant humanoid dragon and stomped the traitor to the ground. There was a horrific thunderstorm with lightning striking everything.
I took my sword and pointed it towards the sky and absorbed the lightning and then one of those Kaijus from Pacific Rim appeared and I stabbed it from the top of the head deep into it's body and released the energy in my sword and turned the kaiju into ash.
Next thing I know, I see the Eye of Sauron in the distance and a giant orc army arriving. I changed my sword into gun mode and again absorbed the lightning and fired at the heart of the orc army. A white light flashed and I heard a loud snap. Woke up and realized the mouse trap went off and did not get a mouse. It got a freakin' rat!
I laid back down and thought about the dreams I had.
I dreamt my mother was accusing me of not spending enough time with the children, that I was ungrateful to the fulfilment of child-rearing.
In response, I eat the children.
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