Two women shoplift clothes inside rolls of body fat

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  1. Hot Shot.

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    I can see these cows being approached to smuggle drugs in the future. I imagine they'd increase the hallucinogenic effects tenfold.
     
  2. Noideaforaname

    Noideaforaname Pico, let's go up to Zuma

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    FOUR PAIRS of them!!
     
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    Fat's in the fire for them now.
     
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    Can you imagine if they tried to steal a TV or any other large item?
     
  5. MetalRyde

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    24 post and no one has thought of this?:

    from the deuce bigelow movies:

    THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!
     
  6. adamthered

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    This does happen. My wife works in optical. There's actually a black market for high end glasses. People stick them in their ass cracks to sneak them out of the store. Tis nasty.
     
  7. Hiraga

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    :lol 
     
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    I wonder how many HA Mudflaps they could've jacked from that TJ Maxx.
     
  9. Fishdirt

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    wait..they stole from tj maxx? 5 dollar pants tj maxx? cripes, hate to see how bad goodwill gets hit up.
     
  10. Chaos Muffin

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    Use it or lose it.

    Sex with them sounds dangerous. Put her legs up in the air and toasters, boots & patio tables will fall on your head.
     
  11. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    Cue :puke: 
     
  12. NexusZero

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    WTF?!

    Seriously? is this really what people do to occupy their time?
     
  13. KA

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    I'd hit it.

    Uh, i mean, haha, fatties!
     
  14. Elita_One

    Elita_One Метал для життя

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    ahahahahahaha, wow! Funniest thing I have read this week. Just priceless.
     
  15. Shockwavexodius

    Shockwavexodius Psychologically instable

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    Lolololololololololololololololololololol
     
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    $2,600 Divided by 2 women that equals $1,300 each stole.

    my question is,was this a one time steal total cash amount or acumlation of various attemps at stealing at this TJMaxx store??

    Because $1,300 for each woman is a lot to steal in clothes/merchandise at a discount retail store like TJMaxx.

    perhaps they stole gold jewerly which isn't easy to steal due to it being locked up behind a Glass door.

    my main question is,they needed to steal exspensive items which I don't see how that's possible at TJMaxx. exspecially totaling up to $1,300 each.

    the items had to be small to fit around their bodies.
     
  17. Chaos Muffin

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    They stole rolls. But when they got home it was bread.
     
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    no, it was salty dough
     
  19. Big_Daddy

    Big_Daddy The. Balls. Will. Touch.

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    Fuck, I need to learn how to do that!
     
  20. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    I thought exactly the same thing!

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