Turbojak's Foray Into Funnies

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Turbojak, Nov 14, 2008.

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When Boobulous Prime arrives at the outcropping should which of the following happen?

Poll closed Feb 16, 2009.
  1. A "I can't deal with that now joke is made?"

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  2. Ultra Magnus grows a set of balls?

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  3. Boobulous grovels at Ultra Magnus' feet?

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    20.0%
  4. Boobulous makes a joke about Classic Ultra Magnus being short for an Ultramagnus.

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  1. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    Mac v pc the final outcome

    So here I am editing with Wall-E playing on my second screen. It's the first time I have ever seen it and thought this was pretty funny. If you can't see the similarities between Eve and a Mac then google some older Macs. They look very similar. And when I saw here whip out the laser I cracked up and this thought entered my head...

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    Hope someone out there gets a chuckle out of it.
     
  2. Otispq

    Otispq Elocution Onymous

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    that was pretty good. Didn't seem like 27 panels to me, it reads quickly, and I have no idea who's talking offscreen.
     
  3. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    Quick Before Bed

    So life has been kicking my skidplate these past few days and I haven't gotten a chance to finish the new update so you guys will have to be in suspense for the next day or so. The good news it looks like I have a new job and I got these done for my pc. In addition I will have a new updated pc before too long. And then starts the rigorous task of unloading vista and loading XP, Leopard, and Ubuntu on the new lappy so I can be back up to full speed. Then I will also get to play with CS4 Photoshop and learn my way around it so hopefully we can have better effects ;-). But for the meanwhile I do have these I can post up. Got them done in what little downtime I have had.

    First is my new bootscreen for any XP computer that looks a little like this:

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    Next is a 1024X768 wallpaper for my T42 that only supports resolution that high.

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    if anyone would like either of these I would be happy to oblige by sending them your way.

    If you want the wallpaper in a bigger size I can go up to 1920X1200 without losing quality so just let me know!

    Also for those of you who would like the bootscreen just let me know what format and I'll get it to you.

    Just toss me an e-mail at [email protected] or toss me a pm on here.
    I'll have the update done soon I promise!

    Otherwise hope everyone is having a great time here!
     
  4. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    Crazy is as Crazy Does

    So in the middle of editing panels for the next update I saw this picture of Crazyhide and decided to start making the profile cards for my characters. Lemme know what you guys think! If you like them I'll make some more and if you don't then I'll stop easy as that. Also if there are things you would like to see in future cards lemme know and I will do my best. So for now here is this one.

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    And for those of you growing restless...the next update is almost complete!
     
  5. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    Mac or PC?
     
  6. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    I have an old mac desktop somwhere around here but i try to buy to cheap pcs and convert them to macs because inside, everyone wants to be a mac ;-)

    one of these days when the prices go down a little bit I'll get a macbook but until then I have to use what I have
     
  7. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    Need Input...

    Hey guys so I need your opinion on something. In some of the upcoming strips I have plans for laser beams/bolts and I have been expirimenting with it in photoshop. So I need your guys input. Do these look enough like laserbeams to you guys and what could be better? Thank you all so much for your input ahead of time!

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  8. Otispq

    Otispq Elocution Onymous

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    I think they look good, but I also think you could use a bit of blur on them, as they seem to sharp, almost like you printed a picture out and put laser stickers on top of the printout. Or High Definition lasers on a Standard Def picture. Just a bit o' smudge/blur to blend them in with the rest of the shot. Coloring looks good, I like the shape and color usage, but the topper is the two guns. Nice addition.
     
  9. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    Me Grimlock Like Lazybeams!

    Ok so I blurred them up a bit and played around a little more this any better?

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  10. Otispq

    Otispq Elocution Onymous

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    The blur is great, the lensflare's make me squint to see the pic though. A bit too brite, but you put it into a strip and it's a different thing, you know...not under such scrutiny.
     
  11. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    14: The Mysterious Voice

    It's Done! Sorry that it took so long but life has been kicking my butt and I have just been scrambling around and working on it whenever I have time.

    So here it is for your viewing pleasure...

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    Hope it was worth the wait!
     
  12. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    I'm alive!!!

    SOOOOO.....There I am this afternoon at the South Wal-Mart in our town and I'm walking out to the car and I spot this and had to share. NOTE: It is currently the 27th of February and over 2 months after Christmas. So either these stuffed animals way REALLY REALLY GROSS or these people are just dumb! As for the lack of updates...my compy fried on me and I had to replace a few components and completely re-format the drive and I am just now getting it back to the way it was. So now that I have photoshop up and running again expect the updates to start coming again! I have the next huge chunk of photos shot and just need to edit them. So the Boobulous Prime tangent can finally be finished and the Turbojak tangent can finally really start to unfold. I hope it isn't to tacky of a plotline for you guys.

    So here it is!
    The kidnapper van of the midwest!
    (License Plate Has Been Censored For The Protection Of The Owner)

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    Enjoy!
     
  13. TransFan1996

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    HaHaHa Nice job!
     
  14. Fez Findie

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    That's an assload of snowmen. At least not the abominable type.

    And that's such nice and old school an method at fixin' somethin' :) 
     
  15. Turbojak

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    The LOL Locks are at it Again!

    Looks like these guys have been getting into some trouble while I was fixing the lappy and some of these were just to adorable to let be. So here for your enjoyment are 4 all new LOL Locks!

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    ENJOY!!!
     
  16. ShadowDragon

    ShadowDragon R to the D to the D yo.

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    Yay! LOLLocks!
     
  17. Turbojak

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    15: Boobulous and Ultra Magnus...the Ultimate Showdown?

    OK! A real update! Sorry it's been so long since we have seen what's been going on in the story. Now you all get to see the results of your poll! Speaking of the poll...if any mods are reading this right now...is there possibly a way to remove the poll from the top of the thread? Thanks so much! Anyway...you voted...and now your voices are about to be heard!

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    Thanks for the enthusiasm! Glad to see somebody is enjoying them!

    Now...without further ado...the next update!

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    And just for kicks...another quick LOLLock...

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  18. iwasherenotyou

    iwasherenotyou Medical Officer

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    aww me want to see more and i just read everythang
     
  19. Otispq

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    ah, good stuff. SS the keeper of the toilet, and yellow snow. I'd say yummy, but it's just not...soooo, good stuff it is!!
     
  20. ShadowDragon

    ShadowDragon R to the D to the D yo.

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    Petrorabbit cheeseburger?