Turbojak's Foray Into Funnies

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Turbojak, Nov 14, 2008.

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When Boobulous Prime arrives at the outcropping should which of the following happen?

Poll closed Feb 16, 2009.
  1. A "I can't deal with that now joke is made?"

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    20.0%
  2. Ultra Magnus grows a set of balls?

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  3. Boobulous grovels at Ultra Magnus' feet?

    3 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. Boobulous makes a joke about Classic Ultra Magnus being short for an Ultramagnus.

    3 vote(s)
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  1. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    6: Thanksgiving!!

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    Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I believe this is my shortest update so far but I was rushing to make sure this was able to get up here before the crazy holiday festivities! Hopefully you all enjoy it as much as you will enjoy your thanksgiving dinners! I'll try to nail another update up here before then end of the weekend but with black friday and all the other crazy stuff this weekend I can't gaurantee one. Once again thanks for reading everyone!
     
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    Dremare It's pronounced "dreh-mare"

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    Nothing like someone telling everyone that you're a turkey. :D 
     
  3. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    New Sig That Turned Out Looking Like A Nice Wallpaper

    Hey so I couldn't sleep. Grrr to that. So instead I decided my sig needed some sprucing up. Lo and behold it didn't come out to bad in my opinion and made for a nice new background for my lappy that I have been doing all this on. So to do it justice I'm posting it here so you can behold it in all of it's glorious amatuer photoshop majesty!

    FYI: All characters pictured are going to be the main characters for the first BIG story arc (once we get past the Boobulous charging his gun story arc) so enjoy the sneak peek at the new characters!

    Plus!! E-Cookie to the first person to guess which font this was done with!

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  4. Coolhand

    Coolhand Spiff's Stunt Double

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    Just caught up with the last few updates, and they are seriously :lolol tastic!
    I really wish I had more time to stay up to date with everyone's work...:( 

    My favourate of the lot so far was sequence with Boobulus Prime being sent off to get an I-D-10-T form and Headlight fluid. It was evil, it was funny, and poor old Grimlock was the icing on the cake.

    As for the font...errr...don't know.:lol 
     
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    Amazing... how many ya can fool enough for'em to become a hungry mob all after the dinner :D 

    Loved those mob frames :lol 
     
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    Andersonh1 Man, I've been here a LONG time Veteran

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  7. Turbojak

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    7: The Revenge of the Fallen Who Can't Get Up

    Hi all! So this strip was kind of rushed due to the holiday weekend so I apologize again for the short strip. Starting this week they will be back to normal length. Hopefully you all still kinda find this one funny. The saga of Boobulous is next!

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    Turbojak The CnC

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    A Little Quickie While I'm Editing The Next Strip...

    Hey all sorry for the lack of updates this week but work has been seriously kicking my butt. On top of that the new toy I got for the update was broken out of the box. AKA: the dang guys head will not stay on!!! But regardless of all these misfortunes I am in the process of editing the strip and as soon as laundry is done we are exchanging that piece of crap for one that is not broken. And this time we are checking before we leave the parking lot!!! So in the meanwhile here is a quickie that I have had an idea to do for a little while and anytime anyone earns an "e-cookie" this will be your reward! So enjoy this little "bite" of funny while you anticipate the update!

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    8: New Arrival

    Hi all! So after exchanging the broken animated Swoop I bought earlier I reshot a panel and got back on track with editing. Also Swoop is a very awesome toy but in my opinion the non-broken head seems kinda flimsy. Anyone else having this problem and if so anyone have a fix for it? Anyway without further ado...the battle of Boobulous and Swoop!

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    Hope it was worth the wait for you all!
     
  10. Turbojak

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    9: Happy Holidays

    Hi all. So I have been working on this since the last update and it kinda got longer than I originally planned and is currently my longest comic to date. Since there is only 9 of them I guess that's not to hard to do. Anyway I hope you all enjoy it and have a happy holiday everybody!

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  12. Turbojak

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    Quick Update While On The Road

    Well all I am currently on I90 using my Sprint mobile broadband card to post this update. The pics for the next strip are officially shot now I just have to edit them! So the next strip WILL be posted by Tuesday I promise! In the mean while my gf asked me to make her a couple binder covers and the boys at TJ's were involved a little bit. So if you are a college student and need a binder cover and enjoy my jokes here you go! It features our boyz plus a newcomer in 3 short 1-Panel strips devoted to Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. If you want the name changed for the wednesday strip send me a pm and I can knock it out for you quick and toss it back to you in a jpeg. Also recently got myself a twitter account if you wanna hit me up there. Username on twitter is Turbojak homepage is here. Anyways hope you find these funny and that they will hold you over til I can get the new strip edited and posted. From I90 this is Turbojak signing off!

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    Episode 9: Enter the Cripplebee

    Hi all! So since photobucket hates me today it has forced me to try something new. Presenting our shortest official strip ever! Left on a cliffhanger after only six panels. Leave some feedback! Let me know if you like the shorter episodes better. Next update will be as soon as photobucket stops being done. We also have a viewers choice coming up where you decide the events that take place so stay tuned! Hope you guys enjoy the update!

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    TCracker R.I.P., 5/2019 Veteran

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    This is gonna get ugly....
     
  15. Coolhand

    Coolhand Spiff's Stunt Double

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    Just caught up with the last month's updates. Sorry I havn't been keeping up, Real life is kicking my butt.
    Loving this strip. Great knockabout sense of humor, and watching Grimlock freak out when his animated counterpart turned up was great. Keep 'em coming.:thumb 
     
  16. Dremare

    Dremare It's pronounced "dreh-mare"

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    This is going to get very ugly soon.
     
  17. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    There will be no update today...

    Hi everyone! So I had this huge plan this morning to get the next strip up today and continue my cliffhanger but...then this happened...and I know this isn't supposed to be a blog or a complaint area or anything of the sort; but if you wanna get technical the story is pretty funny and the autobot symbol appears in both pictures I'm posting so there! And if I get flamed whatever I probably deserve it. So let's start at the beginning...

    I have an old HTC Apache through Sprint. (Windows Mobile 5 Phone or for people who have no clue what that means it's a cellphone that runs windows.) I have this phone because it was $15 at a garage sale and my prior phone decided to go swimming in a toilet on a bus thanks to some drunk. When I went to sprint of course they said I had to pay full price or extend my contract 2 years. Well I'm less than 4 months away from being out of my contract and able to switch to someone who actually believes in sim cards so of course I said no. And while I hate windows with a fiery passion (dodges frying pans thrown by the windows fans reading) I'm not about to pass on a cellphone that only cost me $15. Now I abosolutely hate trying to use the start menu with my finger and stylus' get lost to d*** easily. So I have been using this program called ifonz (not because I'm in love with the iPhone but because it makes doing anything on the phone a million times easier.)

    Now ifonz likes to be dumb sometimes but it's pretty rare and the icons it comes with suck. So when I first installed the program I spent like a week perfecting my icons.

    (I'm hoping at least one person has figured out where this is going)

    So there I am today...playing a mario kart clone while I wait for my computer to start up when all of a sudden in the middle of my game the stupid phone decides that it needs to update itself at that exact time. Now this is frustrating on it's own because I disabled automatic updates but it's not a huge deal...until Heidi magically texts at the exact same time as both of these things are happening.

    The phone decides that it enjoys this about as much as Paris Hilton enjoys listening to a southern baptist preacher at a revival. (Sorry if I offended anyone with that)

    What happens now is the phone crashes. Not a normal crash either.
    Now normally I would just soft reset the phone and if that doesn't fix the problem hard reset the phone. Well when I try that this time it says the words every windows user loves to hear...


    A few sailor's choice words later and I am scrounging around my mess of external hard drives trying to find the correct rom from the last time this thing crashed. (Last time the Sprint employees just laughed at me when I showed them the phone and said we haven't supported that thing in years) Well I don't find it so then it's a mad dash to the internet and 2 hours later my phone is back to normal operating parameters. Now just to install the 1.5gigs of software again. I get that all done and realize that ifonz never backed up my preferences. No big deal as long as I have the icons right? Well go figure the icons are on the same drive that the rom was and they are now gone. So I have spent the entire day fixing this stupid telephone and now you guys don't get to enjoy an actual update today for this I apologize. However you do get to see the fruits of my labor today!!! (Not like that makes up for anything though)

    LOOK HOW PRETTY!
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    And that was my day! Hopefully someone got a chuckle out of my misfortune. And heyif anyone here has windows mobile and wants to know how to do this toss me a pm and I'll point you in the right direction. Cheers for now next real update is tomorrow then it's voting time!
     
  18. Turbojak

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    The Teaser

    So this is to make up for that horribly long rant I just did. I tossed together a teaser panel real quick to let you guys see what's coming. And to answer all of your questions beforehand...I didn't mean to get the dead guy on the screen in the shot originally but I DID specifically pick this pick out of the 15 I had for the strip because of that dead guy. I thought it kinda fit the mood. Special prize to the first person to name the movie I'm watching in the background!

    Glad I've sparked your interests! Hopefully I keep up with your expectations!

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    And also just for the record...Cripplebee did get shoved over the edge there he's not a mistake.
     
  19. Coolhand

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    No idea who the dead guy is I'm afraid, but any picture that contains a Mexican standoff is win in my book. I'm all about the Mexican standoffs...
     
  20. Turbojak

    Turbojak The CnC

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    LOL Locks: TheBeginning...

    So I have had this idea for a little while and I'm really surprised that I haven't seen it anywhere. The reason I am doing this now is because photobucket is being kind of stupid today and a 1 panel is better than a no panel. For those of you who have seen the lolcats this is just another version of them tailored to our community...

    and now without further ado...LOL Locks!

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