Trivialising Infinity

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  1. Jazzfan0217

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    I'd make myself thin again then create a planet sized Reese's cup with a Reese's pieces ring and give myself the ability to eat the whole thing and not gain an ounce lol

    That or bring back the dinosaurs :D 
     
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    The year is no longer 2018, it is now nineteen eighty-thirtyeight. That's right, the 80's would never end! :D 
     
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    I think the flow on effects from that would make it a not so trivial change.
     
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    19. 80. 38.

    1980... 38...

    198038.
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    Governance of planet Earth is turned over to good dogs. Maybe that's not very trivial, but it would be a huge improvement. Tennis balls and squeaky toys for everyone!
     
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    Transformers Prime; everything is the same except Optimus acts like his DrSmoov parody self.

    "Arcee, I specifically told you not to pursue Airachnid on your own, and then you just ran off right after her anyway! You are a fucking dumbass."
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    Or better yet, have a complete dub of G1 based off of The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime.

     
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    This is the perfect answer.

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    Thats easy. Just come to Canada (or Australia).
     
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    It would be written numerically as 19838, but pronounced nineteen eighty thirty eight. See, after nineteen eighty nine would come nineteen eighty ten, then nineteen eighty eleven and so on.
     
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    No. Nighteen eighty implies it is 1980, and thirty eight is simply a thirty 38. If it was 19838, it would be nineteen, eight, thirty eight. 80 implies it is either the last portion of a larger number, like 1980, or just two numbers amongst a group 19,80,38. Nineteen eighty implies 1980, and thirty eight implies 38. 19838 would just be nineteen, eight, thirty eight.
     
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    I have the infinity stones, I make the rules!
     
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    yea...but then i'd have to go to canada....or australia...
     
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    Wasn't expecting that... I just really love Reese's :lol 
     
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    oh, on the contrary:

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    everything organic is now people. grass? billions of tiny people bound the ground by their vestigial, sewn-together legs. dogs? sentient people, awkwardly distorted into a bipedal form. whale sharks? giant people, constantly in pain from their mouth contorting so widely.

    it's all now sentient, human and constantly in agony.
     
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    Holy crap. And people think Thanos is a monster....
     
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