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Transformers: The Epic Saga
"Sounds Like You Need Some Friends"
Brawn - "How's the repairs coming along guys?"
Ratchet - "We're getting there, but they are still bringing more in!"
Hoist - "Siege Optimus killed almost the entire Autobot forces!"
Grapple - "My lazer scalpel is getting sore!"
Sunstreaker - "Hey Ratchet can you give me something else besides those huge tablets for my coolant PH Levels? They are way to big to swallow whole!"
Ratchet - "Yeah of course! I'll go get you the suppository!"
Sunstreaker - "Oh! Um! You know what its ok I can deal with the tablets, you're pretty busy I don't want to trouble you!"
Ratchet - "No, its no problem Sunstreaker, Its easy to find because its really huge! It was originally designed for Metroplex back in the 80s!"
Sunstreaker - "Oh um, I think I hear Prime calling me!"
Sunstreaker - "Catch ya later!"
Hoist - "But there isn't a suppository!"
Ratchet - "Just don't tell Sunstreaker that!"
Grapple - "And people say you don't have a sense of humour!"
Brawn - "Who's your new little friends Wheeljack?"
Wheeljack - "Well I got the idea from Moon Racer using that old Targetmaster Recoil to upgrade my weapon!"
Wheeljack - "Because lets face it my stock weapon is just bullshit! I mean seriously come on it barely even holds blast effects!"
Wheeljack - "So I made myself a gunbot I call Firedrive, transform little buddy!"
Firedrive - "Catch!"
Brawn - "Definitely an improvement Wheeljack!"
Brawn - "Whats your name?
Smashdown - "I'm Smashdown I turn into a warhammer!"
Brawn - "Oh I'm liking where this is going! Show me!"
Brawn - "Right on! You're with me now, cause you are so me!"
Smashdown - "Deal! Looking forward to working with you!"
Powerglide - "Hoist said you wanted to see me!"
Ultra Magnus - "Yes Powerglide, we need you to locate Siege Optimus!"
Optimus Prime - "Just locate him, don't engage him its too dangerous!"
Powerglide - "You kiddin'? After what he did alone I wouldn't dream of taking him on!"
Powerglide - "Annnd awaaay weee go!"
Ultra Magnus - "I hope he surrenders peacefully, I don't want to take down my own brother!"
Optimus Prime - "I know, that's why I said I'll be going with you!"
Starscream - "Hmmm what do I do now? I can't go back to the Decepticons they'll all be out to behead me!"
Starscream - "Jetfire I hear isn't a fan of me and niether are the Autobots..."
Voice - "Sounds like you need some friends!"
Starscream - "What? Who said that?"
Who said that it’s gotta be Krrrrrrreeeeeeeeemmmmmmzzzzeeeeeeek
I soooooo neeed me a Smashdown!
I got mine on walmart clearance for $1
@ Wheeljack talking about his stock weapon. I have a feeling I know who is talking to Starscream and I hope for his sake I'm wrong.
Another funny one, keep up the good work!
I also have Firedrive.
I should get one sometime then I'll have the entire Siege wave one.
Oh boy... I get the feeling that Starscream is about to become a herald of chaos...
I hate to say it, but you're pretty much spot on.
Transformers: The Epic Saga
Burt - "Ha ha this is hilarious I could watch Bruticus smash stuff all day!"
Jetfire - "You said it Burt, that Vortex was the best Ebay buy I ever made!"
Spectro - "Oh looks like we're about to have a Boston Tea Party!"
Viewfinder - "Yup!"
Bruticus - "BRUTICUS SMASH TEA!!!!"
Spinister - "AH! he tea bagged us!"
Cykill - "Cykill to Jetfire do you read?"
Jetfire - "I hear you little buddy go a head!"
Cykill - "There's a Decepticon strike force in our territory with Cyclonus at the front!"
Jetfire - "Lay low! We're on our way!"
Jetfire - "Alright boys time to work! Lock and load!"
Powerglide - "Powerglide to Optimus Prime!"
Optimus Prime - "Go a head Powerglide!"
Powerglide - "I've located Siege Prime!"
Optimus Prime - "Good work Powerglide, we're on our way, continue to track him!"
Ultra Magnus - "Ok lets do this!"
Optimus Prime - "Lets roll!"
Starscream - "So let me get this straight, the people you represent are willing to give me an army to command and all I have to do is freeze Optimus Prime and bring him here?"
Doubledealer - "Thats the gist of it!"
X-Brawn - "So are you in?"
Starscream - "I don't get it whats in this for you?"
Doubledealer - "If we convince you to help we will get our trapped comrade back!"
Starscream - "Who are these people you represent?"
Doubledealer - "I'm not at liberty to say!"
Springer - "So are you going to help or just ask questions all day?"
X-Brawn - "Yeah! You want an army or not?"
Doubledealer - "If not we can find another way and leave you to figure out how to not get killed by everyone else on your own!"
Starscream - "Oh I'm full of questions, but you're right I'll be dead soon enough on my own. Guess I'll have to take a gamble on you and your mystery friends!"
Starscream - "Well come on lets go bag Optimus Prime!"
Doubledealer - "Wise decision!"
X-Brawn - "Ok we got him to help, so give us Father Magnus back!"
Voice - "Once he delivers Prime here to me, you'll get what you want!"
Springer - "I still don't like that we can't see you, I'd like to know who it is we're dealing with!"
Bunny - "Oh you'll see soon enough friend!"
Bunny - "I promise!"
Kremzeek - "KREEEEMZEEEEEEK!!!"
Dammit... goddamn bunny...
KreeemZeeek man can’t stop laughing at dis
Dang it Starscream.......
Transformers: The Epic Saga
"The Battle of Renegade Valley Part 1"
Presented in Crapovision!
Killshot - "AHH!!!"
Cyclonus - "Relax it was obviously a warning shot he'd of hit you if he wanted too!"
Jetfire - "Wow Burt! You missed?"
Burt - "Sorry, I got too excited and didn't take enough time to aim!"
Jetfire - "Well I'll talk to them so they think it was a warning shot so you can keep your dignity!"
Burt - "Thanks"
Cyclonus - "Our quarrel isn't with you traitors today! We are hunting down Starscream!"
Ion Storm - "Good! Give the asshole my regards!"
Cyclonus - "Ion Storm! So I see you're not a true Decepticon after all, and I had such high hopes for you!"
Ion Storm - "Nothing personal Cyclonus, I just like my brothers and the management over here alot more!"
Cyclonus - "Only traitors and the weak would follow an Autobot turncoat!"
Spectro - "Come on boss, can we blast'em now?"
Jetfire - "Alright! Spred it!"
Ravage - "HIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!"
Bruticus - "BRUTICUS SMASH!!!"
Cyclonus - "Show them no mercy!"
Shockwave - "I'm aiming for Ion Storm, ha ha!"
Motormaster - "I'm aiming for everyone!"
Heatstroke - "I like this plan!"
Cyclonus - "Spred out and continue to attack!"
Hotlink - "As you command!"
Cyclonus - "Constructicons! Why aren't you firing?"
Mixmaster - "We didn't bring our guns!"
Scrapper - "Yeah we're protesting against the discrimination you all have against us for not having 5mm hands!"
Cyclonus - "Damn you! You will merge into Devastator and fight that ugly Bruticus or I will destroy you myself!"
Scapper - "Fine!"
Devastator - "Nazi asshole!"
Spinister - "Here kitty-kitty I've got a treat for ya!"
Ravage - "Meow"
Spinister - "Go get'em battle cat!"
Ravage - "Meow!"
Breakdown - "Ravage? BAD KITTY!"
Ravage - "HIIISSS!!!!"
Breakdown - "AHH!!"
Jetfire - "AH! My wrist!"
Jetfire - "Uh-oh!"
Cyclonus - "I'm going to enjoy this!"
Cyclonus - "So long pretender to the throne"
Presented in CRAPOVISION that’s what the Early 2000s was
So more to rant on!
Everybody thought 2020 would be a good year because 2020 means better!
Well 2020 Is Turning From the best year to the most CRAPPY Year Only of course because of Covid 19 but also It could be the best year because people are so bored out of their minds that those comics they said they’d make a year ago is getting posted....................plus 2 more!
Transformers: The Epic Saga
"The Battle of Renegade Valley Part 2"
Dreadwind - "Thanks for making these gun guys Shockwave they rock!"
Shockwave - "I'll send you the bill"
Cyclonus - "DIE WORM!!!"
Jetfire - "AHH!!"
Cyclonus - "Time to finish the job!"
Caliburst - "Please allow me the honor!"
Jetfire - "Fuck off!"
Cyclonus - "AAHHH!!!"
Ion Storm - "Eat it Poindexter!"
Shockwave - "Damnit!"
Ion Storm - "I should've switched sides along time ago, I could shoot at you all day!"
Devastator - "Time to face the might of Devastator!"
Bruticus - "Bruticus devastate Devastator!"
Devastator - "Oh yeah! I forgot Bruticus can articulate a little!"
Motormaster - "Freeze shorty!"
Cykill - "I surrender!"
Motormaster - "Who the hell are you anyway?"
Cykill - "I am Cykill leader of the Renegades!"
Killshot - "Really? You?"
Cyclonus - "We've got you now Jetfire!"
Jetfire - "Way to go! I'm so proud of you! Now get on with it!"
Burt - "GET AWAY FROM MY BEST FRIEND MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"
Cyclonus - "And what are you going to do about it?"
Burt - "Feed you!"
Burt - "SO EAT IT!!"
Burt - "EAT!!!!"
Cyclonus - "AH!!"
Blitzwing - "OW!!!"
Jetfire - "I've got a bum wrist right now, so tearing you apart is going to take a long slow painful time!"
Cyclonus - "DECEPTICONS! RETREAT!!"
Scrapper - "Oh that brings me back!"
Bonecrusher - "If I had a nickel everytime I heard that I could retire!"
Scrapper - "Hey you shut up! We'd be back in retirement if it wasn't for you!"
Bonecrusher - "You're right! Sorry"
Motormaster - "You're coming with me runt!"
Soundwave - "Enemy forces withdrawing!"
Spectro - "Thanks for visiting!"
Spinister - "Motormaster's got Cykill!"
Acid Storm - "Quick blast him!"
Jetfire - "Wait! Hold your fire! Don't shoot! You could hit Cykill"
Viewfinder - "So if we do Soundwave can just repair him!"
Jetfire - "Tell them Soundwave!"
Soundwave - "Gobots, true Gobots cannot be repaired! No one knows how!"
Spectro - "Shit!"
Burt - "Oh no! How are we going to get him back?"
Jetfire - "First we need recharge and repairs!"
Jetfire - "Don't worry I'lI think of something!"
Ravage - "Omnomnomnom.."
Spyglass - "Well, looks like Ravage is eating bodies again!"
Nova Storm - "Well at least we won't have to feed him soon!"
Ravage - "Omnomnomnom"
Ion Storm - "Gross!"
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