You ever wanted to know what a Transformer would taste like if they were baked into a cookie? Well, not to worry, it looks like user Tubalubs88 on Reddit has found Transformers-flavored chocolate chip cookies from TJ Maxx. They are retailing for $2.99.

 

Mmmmmmmmm 

 

Hmmm.

 

I'm still bitter every time I see that artwork. When that artwork leaked out as the new upcoming cartoon designs I was stoked. Finally, a TF cartoon that doesn't look so......cartoony. But it was all a lie, the actually cartoon we got had exaggerated cartoony aesthetics.

 

Yummy!

 

Transforms into bigger hips.

 

Not Energon flavored?

 

Found something similar at dd discounts back in may

 

Who knew that if you ate Transformers, they'd taste like chocolate chip cookies? You'd think they'd be more endangered on Earth then- ooooooooooohh, THAT'S WHY THEY DISGUISE THEMSELVES.    

 

Strange item. Can't imagine they are very good. Like the vending machine cookies. Good only in a pinch or if starving.

 

First observations:

1. Gahhh... Mass shifting straight to hips.
2. Extra kibble on gut belly, butt & thighs.
3. Two tone colour is dull. Lacks paint app to make it pop.
4. Looks fragile to handle.
5. Each piece looks different to the next. Lack of QC checks.
6. Too pricy.

Will reserve final judgement when in hand & tummy.

 

But do they transform?

 

Takes about 12-24 hours. Don’t even wanna think of the alt mode. Sh!ttiest ever.

 

Don't think I'll risk it. They look so fragile the joints will probably crumble in your hands.

 

Dude gimme

 

Time for a whole line of transforming baked goods:

Transformers: More than Meets the Pie

 

My life is complete.

 

See, I swear the build quality is getting worse and worse these days. I'm just going to wait for the Masterpiece.

 

That Transformers wedding cake Takara is supposedly working on is just a rumor you know.

 

Crummiest transformers ever.