hello, my hobby here. after seeing transformers: the movie again, i got the idea for a silly parody for the movie. the basic idea for this is from the movie, until i mess around with it. eh, don't know how else to describe, so... TRANSFORMERS '07 the movie opens with The Allspark floating in space. Optimus Prime begins to narrate OPTIMUS PRIME: "in the beginning, was the cube. we knew not where it came from, nor did we really care. all we knew was that it gave the spark of life to all cybertronians, and it must have been having an off day when it spawned Megatron. seriously, what in Primus's name was it thinking!?! 'oh, today i think I'll bring to life a benevolent truck and his psychopath brother.' ugh! that slimy skidplate has been nothing but trouble since day one! why, i remember when we were just two solar-" IRONHIDE: "uh, Prahm?" OPTIMUS PRIME: "yes Ironhide?" IRONHIDE: "well, this is a movie and you were only supposed to intro it. in short, you've been talkin' too long." OPTIMUS PRIME: "oh, i was just saying how evil Megatron is. like that ti-" IRONHIDE: "but Prahm, the movie has already gone past the part where Sam's tryin' to sell his stuff off in the classroom." OPTIMUS PRIME: "oh, that far already?" Ironhide nods. OPTIMUS PRIME: "oh, then on with the show." SAM: "-NONONO! you've got to be kidding!" DAD: "yeah, i am. you're not getting a porsche." SAM: "... that's not funny." DAD: "i thought it was." SAM: "well it wasn't." Sam and his Dad drive up to " Bolivia's Finest Quality Used Cars and Petting Zoo" SAM: "ooh! can i pet the goat?" DAD: "nah, it probably has rabies." SAM: "you never let me do anything fun!" DAD: "i let you get a dog." SAM: "mojo! i forgot to give him his pain pills!" DAD: "alright, lets just get this over with." Bobby walks up. BOBBY: "what can i do for you folks?" DAD: "we're looking to buy a car. what's the cheapest car you have?" SAM: "dad!" BOBBY: "that bug over there i can let go for only $3,000" DAD: "I'm not paying over $2,000." SAM: "DAD!" DAD: "i said bring me $2,000 and four A's and you'll get a car." BOBBY: "yah know, i always says that cars choose their drivers but..." Bobby puts a hand on Sam's shoulder. BOBBY: "i ain't never scene a father so dirt cheap. you couldn't pay any of these cars to choose you..." much to every body's surprise, a loud honk came from a yellow camaro two cars down. CAR RADIO: "i choose you, pikachu!!!" Bobby facepalms. BOBBY: "well, I've been wrong before..."