Things I learned in Transformers 5...

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by MV95, Jun 26, 2017.

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    329. Hounds a fat ballerina with daddy issues.



    It's always the pretty one's.
     
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    330. When Prime tells you to give him a staff, you give him the staff.
     
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    331. Avoid being a lawyer
     
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    332. So did Vivianne's dad.

    333. Vivianne's dad was an arse.

    334. Vivianne's dad lacked honour.

    335. Unicron has another name: "Planet Dirt!"
     
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    Can you fucking imagine if all the trailers hyped Earth as Unicron, and then we all got to the theaters and Burton just said Earth's other name is Planet Dirt? :lol 
     
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    :D :lolol 
     
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    336.. Unicorn is on a diet of Viagra....
     
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    337.. Cade got frozen Pizza and Nacho's in his trailer...
     
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    338. Humans gave up attempting to rebuild Chicago

    339. Humans failed to notice their planet was a robot for eons

    340. There are heaps more Autboots and Decepticons spread across the Earth,
     
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    341. Vivianne knows Cogman can shoot himself out of submarines, like a torpedo - she sawr it!

    342. Cade seems to have had it with the British, dismissing them as Viv's peoples.
     
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    343. Cybertron is a different size every time we see it.
     
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    It would be super cool, better than actual Unicron!:lol :lol :lol 
     
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    344.Jimmy J loves Alien Blasters
     
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    345.. Bee likes MC Hammer...
     
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    347. Drift is good with balancing on one sword while meditating.
     
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    348. The dinobots are having sexual relations.
     
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    349. You can cuddle with baby dinobots inside a trailer but when they start breathing fire, they're out the door.
    349a, Flying dinobots are exempted to the rule because they can grab you a beer.
    350, Cogman can shoot himself out of a submarine and come back without any damage to underwater pressure.
    351, Even an old man can be a hero if they try to shoot Megatron from afar.
    352, You can get away with slapping Optimus Prime if you paint half his face red and caress the other cheek.
    353, Quintessa's been standing on Cybertron
     
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    354. Quintessas a stone cold pimp not afraid to smack her b***hes if they get out of line.

    355. Megatron is quintessas bottom b***h.
     
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    356. Unicrons horns are really weak if our skinny ass crust moving can break them apart
    357. The Chief saw how minorities are treated in Michael Bay films and isn't having it (that was the funniest joke of the movie btw)
    358. Excalibur Talisman loves Whalbergs Cock
    359. Castro's son is a pretty chill dude to let war machines walk around unguarded in Cuba
    360. Simmons and Volleybot are totally together and I ship it so hard
     
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