201. Merlin is sozzled.

 

202. It makes sense to charge en masse to surround an enemy, who happens to be doing a 360 with a sharp edged weapon so he can conveniently decapitate everyone.

 

203:Topspin likes volleyball

 

Or maybe Beast Wars.  

 

204... Izzy not afraid of Megatron..

 

205. Someone in Buffalo is missing a Starscream head.

 

206. Crosshairs doesn't do bedtime stories.
207. Cogman is the Steven Segal of Transformers

 

208.Topspin doesn't like Roderigo.

 

209. This is actually about the first Transformers and not TLK, but Sam for some reason could not make the football team despite being able to kick a metal aliens head about two football fields long in his bare feet.

 

210. If you want to be a robot in disguise your best bet is to pretend to be an ultra rare supercar.

 

211 - unicrons horns are a massive errection which can grow larger on a daily basis, must be all that robot viagra down there

 

212.-If Unicron is the earth, and if it locates in the center of the earth, from the core specifically, and the radius of the earth is 6371km, that means that Unicron extends to >12742km in robot mode to the surface.

 

Did this movie feel like hellboy during parts to anybody else?

 

213. Quintessa's human form is REALLY pretty.

 

script and dialogue of 217 millions

 

215. Siri isn't Bumblebee's damn voice.

 

216. Drift is driving.

 

217.-If you take a shot every time they say 'SHIT' or other swear, you will be drunk before the half of the movie.

 

It did but Cogman reminded me of Kroenen not Abe.