Things I learned in Transformers 5...

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  1. MV95

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    Alright, guys. We haven't done this since Dark of the Moon and since there are some pretty mixed opinions about TLK, I thought it'd be fun to bring this back and bring some levity to the movie forum.

    For those who don't know what this is all about, here is a past example:
    100 Things I Learned in Transformers 3...

    Let's keep things fun. This has nothing to do with the quality of the film. And make sure to number the stuff you learned! :) 

    I'll begin...

    1. Crosshairs watches Star Wars movies.
     
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    2. I wouldn't buy what Daytrader is selling.
     
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    3. Hound isn't fat, he's just chunky.
     
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    4. Magic technically doesn't exist in the Transformers Universe, it's just hyper-advanced technology that can magically siphon the magnetic field or something.
     
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    5. Optimus sure loves his name.
     
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    6. Hound didn't have the best dad.
     
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    7. Accents are what the Transformers pick up when they arrive on Earth, as they get eventually accustomed to it and can't let it go
     
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    LightningBlade3 Destined to be a Prime

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    8. Cogman has secretly been providing the epic background music in all 5 movies.
     
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    9. Nitro Zeus wants to hook up with Enrique's wife.
     
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    Applejacktimus Still see the Sunshine

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    10. Humans don't need any sort of breathing apparatus 24,000~ feet above the ground, only while they're riding a helicopter on the way up.
     
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  11. MV95

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    11. Soundwave and Shockwave are famous.
     
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    12. Hitler was killed by a Transformer watch
     
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    13. Wheelie likes a little junk in the trunk.
     
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    14. Hooligan hates money

    15. Onslaught likes buildings that fit his large frame
     
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    16. Don't piss off Megatron.
     
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    17. Merlin could never be the Last Knight because he was a womanizer.
     
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    18. Sam's most recognizable and famous photo is the one from his EBay account, LadiesMan217.

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    *btw, 217... the official release date of TLK was June 21st, 2017
    Coincidence? I think not
     
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    19. Nitro Zeus is the most stylish decepticon with his gold chain.
     
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    Applejacktimus Still see the Sunshine

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    20. Humans have noticed that most Transformers use supercars as disguises and (rightfully) assume any nearby supercar is a Transformer when they're being kidnapped by one.
     
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    21. You have to be a jet so you can escape easily.



    22. Don't be a Decepticon.
     
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