Things a Transformer Wouldn't say

Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by adamme, Nov 15, 2009.

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  1. Sledgehammer, Nov 17, 2009
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    Shockwave: "Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom...SNAAAAKE!"

    Ratchet: "Got any Veras?"
     
  2. Murasame, Nov 17, 2009
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    Wheelie: "Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..."
    Rodimus: "Say goose!"
     
  3. Shockscream, Nov 17, 2009
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    Optimus: "After years of effort fighting each other, I have come to one inescapable conclusion, Megatron."
    Megatron: "What's that, Prime?"
    Optimus: "We should just get drunk instead."
    Megatron: *thinks* "I'm down with that."
     
  4. Optimus Sledge, Nov 17, 2009
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    My first fanfiction was pretty much that idea.
     
  5. Shockscream, Nov 17, 2009
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    I like to think of it as the British solution to the Transformers war.
     
  6. Sledgehammer, Nov 17, 2009
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    I'll drink to that. :thumb 

    In fact...

    Perceptor: "Wha' yew lookin' at? Eh? EH? You want sumthin', pal? I'm gon' smash yer face in. Nah, nah, jus' jokin', mate...got 10p you can lend us?"

    :p 
     
  7. AniProwl, Nov 17, 2009
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    Prowl/Shockwave: Sometimes, crazy works.
     
  8. Optimus1986, Nov 17, 2009
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    Thundercracker: Hey, Skywarp, you ever get the feelin' that we're part of something bigger than...

    Skywarp: *laser blast* No!

    Thundercracker: ...Oh....okay...me neither.
     
  9. grimlock1972, Nov 17, 2009
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    G1 Wheelie: man I hate talking in rhymes
     
  10. Coeloptera, Nov 17, 2009
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    Well, it's been established that the 'cons are happy drunks. Does this mean Prime would be a vicious, mean drunk?

    - Coeloptera
     
  11. Shockscream, Nov 17, 2009
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    I would pay real money to find out for sure. We must take Prime on a university pub crawl to find out!
     
  12. Dran0n, Nov 17, 2009
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    Optimus: Kiss me Megatron.
     
  13. OptimusGinrai, Nov 17, 2009
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    The God Gambit
    Cosmos: " Wait, I'm not a go...(Hmm. I could make some good money off this)Why yes, I am your GOD!
     
  14. Brave Convoy, Nov 17, 2009
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    Swoop: That's preposterous!
    Slag: What you mean 'preposterous' you troglodyte!?
    Swoop: Anyone who knows anything about quantum mechanics knows that...oh crap, here comes Wheeljack!
    Slag: Quick, act inept!

    *Wheeljack enters the Dinobot cave*

    Swoop: Me Swoop want to go outside!
    Slag: Me Slag too want to go outside...too!
     
  15. guard convoy, Nov 17, 2009
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    sky lynx: stick it in his pooper
     
  16. bny888, Nov 17, 2009
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    ironhide to sam: "give me the cube, kid, i can run faster than you!"
     
  17. DarthCrusher, Nov 17, 2009
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    I thought it was well established that Movie Prime is what G1 Prime would be like drunk:

    Prime: "What is this 'alcohol' that you humans enjoy so much?"

    Later...

    Bumblebee: "Hey Prime, the Decepticons are-"

    Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"
     
  18. Anodythe, Nov 17, 2009
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    "You want fries with that?"
     
  19. Brutus, Nov 17, 2009
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    Nah, just a Prime with wrecking balls for testicles.
     
  20. Dran0n, Nov 17, 2009
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    Huffer: Bitches don't know about my boi!
     
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