Man, I just love my new barn. I bought it on special offer from Russia. Peculiar how it has all the crosses though.
Preacher -"Dear God, if your there give me a sign" *shake shake rumble rumble shake vroooom* Preacher- "Holy shit"
Guys, guys, calm down. There is a perefetly reasonable and probable explanation for this. A wizard did it. Yes, I kid you not.