It’s difficult making a quiz that you can’t just google the answers. But that means the questions have to be vague and tough. HINT - All the questions are related to kids media from the 80s. Most relate to cartoons.

I know the number of questions look daunting. But I promise they're not that hard if you just go one by one and give it some thought. All the questions relate to popular media. There's no really truly obscure stuff. Good Luck!

Part One​

1. If you live in an abandoned ancient ruin with your uncle, brother, and hairy best friend then what happened to your father?

2. If you’re a Spaniard who just rescued a Incan girl then you’re probably looking for what?

3. You’re covered in chocolate sauce after grabbing the last flag. Who just told you what you’ve won?

4. If a bunch of copy cats are stealing songs and kidnapping rock stars then you’re probably traveling through __________.

5. If you’re three Malus pumila high then you probably live in fear of this household animal. What is his name?

6. If you’ve got a giant friend named Henry and a pet turtle on roller skates then you probably use a pencil for a ________.

7. If you’re a transforming robot named Punch Counterpunch then you might try to access Teletraan ____.

8. “Well excuseeeeee me, _______.”

9. If you’re a cool teen in a red jacket and your fluffy white dog spills hot tea on you then chances are you’re about to _______ ______ a _______.

10. You’ve been given a 6ft glowing green stick as a weapon. You’re an ________.

Part Two
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11. You’ve got a friend named Roadie who’s encased in blue metal while you secretly fight crime. Yep, he’s a _____.

12. If you’re a hot shot pilot named Chip who flies a helicopter in space along side a car and submarine, then your “brother” pilots a green _____.

13. Tomato Ketchup is this person’s key to immortal life?

14. If you’ve got a robot that transforms into a scooter then your dad has a red ____ that transformers into a _____.

15. If you’ve got a robot friend named Scooter then chances are you’ve also got a “female” friend named _____ who transforms into a pickup truck.

16. Hey, that actor who played the guy addicted to holodecks just gave you some great advice about talking to your parents. Well, I guess that’s one _________.

17. Oh no. Your fake friends just melted before your eyes in the most horrific way possible, all while an impostor parrot looked on. Just another day in _________.

18. If your enemies include an eggplant and a hippo then you better hope your ______ is charged up to shoot them.

19. Princess ______ hopes you will prove yourself a warrior and defend her village high in the trees.

20. If your dad just escaped the circus and is on the run from a crazy circus worker (that for some reason everyone thinks is a hero) and his girlfriend then you must be named ______. Good thing you’re named after your dad.

Part Three
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21. You’ve just been sent back to the past to team up with your ancestors to stop another distant relative who’s stolen the technology they may one day invent. No time for games now. You must be part of the ____ ___ ______.

22. Living in a world of science and magic two thousand years after Earth’s civilization was destroyed? Break out your flaming sword. You’ll need help from your furry friend, ________.

23. In the near future we’re being attacked by a robotic doc and his automated drones. Time to beam down our weapon systems from ________.

24. So you’ve joined a detective agency based out of tree? Flying around in a bleach bottle won’t be so bad as long as you’ve got a health supply of cheese and your best friend _____ beside you.

25. Oh no! The way back to Earth has been wiped from the ship’s computer and crew is in suspended animation. It’s time to check on your son, _______, and make sure he’s safe.

26. You want to meet Jesus? That’s no problem if you’ve got a time traveling _____ ______.

27. ....and a lot like _____, he’s one of a kind. I wish I could find a magic friend living in a village in a rainbow.

28. Your dad’s a scientist, you’ve got a kick ass bodyguard, a best friend who’s a racial stereotype, a dog, and the less said about your giant friend made of stone the better. Just another day in the life of world adventurer ______.

29. On an alien world science and technology are dead. Only those with magic can control their destiny. They are the ________.

30. Decompose!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Name the show.)

I posted this somewhere else and they only got three answers. Don't let me down TFW!

 

Nice effort, Rattrap!
But you’ve got some wrong answers!

 

#24 and #9 right?

 

#12 is Lion. Just got that one..
#16 to grow on
#11 car (pole position)

 

Answers filled out in bold above (Made some updates)

 

Definitely a lot of right and wrong answers. I don’t want to say which is which just yet. I will say, you both jumped to an incorrect conclusion with one answer, which is surprising given the site we’re on.

 

So it would be teletran 2 as it mentions a season 3 bot?

 

1. If you live in an abandoned ancient ruin with your uncle, brother, and hairy best friend then what happened to your father?

2. If you’re a Spaniard who just rescued a Incan girl then you’re probably looking for what? Father

3. You’re covered in chocolate sauce after grabbing the last flag. Who just told you what you’ve won?

4. If a bunch of copy cats are stealing songs and kidnapping rock stars then you’re probably traveling through __________.

5. If you’re three Malus pumila high then you probably live in fear of this household animal. What is his name? Sprocket

6. If you’ve got a giant friend named Henry and a pet turtle on roller skates then you probably use a pencil for a ________.

7. If you’re a transforming robot named Punch Counterpunch then you might try to access Teletraan ____. two

8. “Well excuseeeeee me, _______.” Princess

9. If you’re a cool teen in a red jacket and your fluffy white dog spills hot tea on you then chances are you’re about to _______ ______ a _______.turn into a car

10. You’ve been given a 6ft glowing green stick as a weapon. You’re an ________.

Part Two
11. You’ve got a friend named Roadie who’s encased in blue metal while you secretly fight crime. Yep, he’s a _____. car

12. If you’re a hot shot pilot named Chip who flies a helicopter in space along side a car and submarine, then your “brother” pilots a green _____. lion

13. Tomato Ketchup is this person’s key to immortal life? Count Duckula

14. If you’ve got a robot that transforms into a scooter then your dad has a red Car that transformers into a Robot.

15. If you’ve got a robot friend named Scooter then chances are you’ve also got a “female” friend named _____ who transforms into a pickup truck.

16. Hey, that actor who played the guy addicted to holodecks just gave you some great advice about talking to your parents. Well, I guess that’s one _________.

17. Oh no. Your fake friends just melted before your eyes in the most horrific way possible, all while an impostor parrot looked on. Just another day in Springfield.

18. If your enemies include an eggplant and a hippo then you better hope your Zapper is charged up to shoot them.

19. Princess ______ hopes you will prove yourself a warrior and defend her village high in the trees.

20. If your dad just escaped the circus and is on the run from a crazy circus worker (that for some reason everyone thinks is a hero) and his girlfriend then you must be named ______. Good thing you’re named after your dad.

Part Three
21. You’ve just been sent back to the past to team up with your ancestors to stop another distant relative who’s stolen the technology they may one day invent. No time for games now. You must be part of the ____ ___ ______.

22. Living in a world of science and magic two thousand years after Earth’s civilization was destroyed? Break out your flaming sword. You’ll need help from your furry friend, ________.

23. In the near future we’re being attacked by a robotic doc and his automated drones. Time to beam down our weapon systems from ________.

24. So you’ve joined a detective agency based out of tree? Flying around in a bleach bottle won’t be so bad as long as you’ve got a health supply of cheese and your best friend _____ beside you. Dale

25. Oh no! The way back to Earth has been wiped from the ship’s computer and crew is in suspended animation. It’s time to check on your son, _______, and make sure he’s safe. Telemachus

26. You want to meet Jesus? That’s no problem if you’ve got a time traveling _____ ______. Phone Booth

27. ....and a lot like _____, he’s one of a kind. I wish I could find a magic friend living in a village in a rainbow.

28. Your dad’s a scientist, you’ve got a kick ass bodyguard, a best friend who’s a racial stereotype, a dog, and the less said about your giant friend made of stone the better. Just another day in the life of world adventurer ______.

29. On an alien world science and technology are dead. Only those with magic can control their destiny. They are the ________. Visionaries

30. Decompose!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Name the show.) Inhumanoids

 

Got it. Teletraan 1 was stomped out by Trypticon in the previous season.

And Zathras, that’s not the answer I intended for question #2. But yeah, I’ll accept that. I wasn’t really thinking about Esteban. I was thinking of Mendoza. But really your answer probably is the more correct one.

 

#14 Corvette that turns into a jet. MASK.

 

Your right, the scooter threw me, especially with the next question being a gobot one

 

RatTrap still has two questions wrong.

Tekkaman has three questions wrong.

Zathras has at least three questions wrong.

 

Is everyone skipping Question #1? Because it is definitely:

Spoiler

"He went through the door of time"

 

You’re the first person across three different message boards to get that. You have reaffirmed my faith in humanity.

 

Ah I didn't watch that show much thought it was cheezy.

 

Wow. We’re actually getting close to having everything answered. But there’s still some small mistakes and one or two unanswered questions.

 

I updated mine with a few new answers.

 

You’ve got five wrong answers. Most are really close but just slightly off. Except the phone booth answer, that’s really off. That’s not a hypothetical question, they met Jesus in the show (technically there’s probably two answers to that question from two different shows, depending on how literal you take the spacing in the blanks.)

 

Oh well sure someone will tell me later right now I've got to go finish making my own Final tests for students for this session.