Spoiler: Don’t fight near Energon

[/SPOILER Nitro- We need an Energon cube to finalize the Deal.
Dragotron- I will give you it but wait a minu.... Berserker- The Boss wants it now! Dragotron- Fine! Nitro- Now! Hound- Hey look it’s the rare red Energon! Nitro- Here you go! Dragotron- Excellent! Now get the others! Nitro- Okay but we want mor....

 

Spoiler: How the war started

[/SPOILER Hound- Remember I shoot first Hound- Why you turbo Revvin young......... Clunk! Starscream- This is for trying to kill me Optimus- Starscream there’s no inching out of this one

 

Did anyone catch the turbo Revvin young punk joke I made 

 

Yes, There was no possibility of me missing it.

 

Spoiler: The Secret!

[/SPOILER Bee-We’re the new Recruits! Sideswipe- The new Recruits are so dang small! And babyish!   Kapow!
Crack! First-Aid- Do you guys know anything about what happened to the Drifters? Prowl- They called us babyish so we showed them we’re not to be messed with! Brawn- It seems as if the Autobots treat us like babies. Well this’ll teach em! Chopshop- I sure do love it when others do my job. Groove- On your mark, get, set, go! HotSpot- There’s a fire in the east! Come on! Blastoff- Surrender and lay down your Weapons! Blastoff- Good now tell me the Security codes! Or Die! Groove- This is for you Streetwise! Streetwise- No! Groove why? Groove- I.....saved.....your....life....and...you....ask..why? I...did...it...because....every...man...dies ...but...not...every...man..really...liv...es. Blastoff- Oh well I was gonna kill him later anyway. Now security codes! Streetwise- Never! Blastoff- Okay you asked for I...! Chopshop- Yes I got the gun! Blastoff- Shutup and stop stealing my gun Blastoff- Good night! Cykill- They must never find out! Blastoff- Hey Cykill my man where you’ve been!

 

there's no dialog.

 

Much better.

 

I Finally found my running gag

 

What's that?

 

This!
Chopshop- Yes I got the gun!

 

I can assure you that's not how my Mother acts when there's a bug.

 

My wife throws stuff at them. I had to patch a wall once when she threw a heel at a spider.

 

Well if she did there’s be a lot of holes in the wall

 

Do you want to turn this into..... this.... Or maybe all these.... Or maybe you want your guys to hold Energon cubes..... Or maybe stack a tower that will explode in your TFs Face If shot. Well if you want all that listen to your teacher.......... BLOT Blot- Okay guys now go grab a pencil first! And then come back! And don’t come back and read unless you have a pencil!















Get a dang pencil



















Get a dang pencil





















Get a dang pencil
















SCC- Wrong one Blot. Blot- Oh yeah haha you fell for it you went and got a pencil hahaha! Anyway go grab a piece of paper any ordinary paper like your uh uh uh water bill that you don’t want to pay that’ll work! Just right!
Ha just kidding any paper that’s not a square! Blot- Anyways fold it like this! Oops forgot to tell ya this takes origami so if you want to do this then you better know origami. So anyway you want fold it like this! Blot- Okay remember we’re trying to make a square out of a rectangle piece of paper. So if this doesn’t explain well then look up how to make a rectangle piece of paper into a Square. Or if you’re reading this for fun then get off your lazy butt and learn some origami! There’s no reading this for fun you hear! It’s to learn. Any way if your a TF then stand on the paper for 500 minutes. And I don’t know if I said that right or not but I meant 5000000 minutes Blot- Now crease it until it doesn't try to fold back to its normal state. Blot- Now pull the other side like this. And stand on it for another 500000000000000 minutes. Blot- Now open it. Blot- And then blow off the extra part with a gun or scissors! Blot- Now you should have a square. Now cut that Square in half like this. Blot-Now fold. Blot- Now crease. Blot- Now fold. Blot- Now crease. Blot- Now cut in half the other side like this. Blot- Now repeat those other steps until you have 16 smaller Squares. Blot- Color the desired color on all sides. Remember this is for those that are gonna color instead of using colored paper! Blot- Now when you pull the seamless cube apart it should look like this. Blot- Now color it so that it looks like this. Blot- Notice that the finished copy is out of the lines that’s because if you don’t do that then when you fold it back into the cube it’ll have white spots so go way over your lines so that it won’t have any white spots. Blot- And if you do decide to color it I recommend using normal old red as dark as possible. Blot- Then using this red-orange colored pencil to top it off. SCC- Your finished copy should look like this....... oh and one more thing if you want to store these Energon cubes and you’re a huge fan of gum I recommend buying those packs of like 36 pieces of gum or something close to that. The type I use is Wrigley’s Extra Polar Ice gum. You’ll know when you see it because it’ll say Twice as much gum than two 12 Gum packages I think. Anyway when you’ve finished the gum start tearing all of the gum crap out so that it’s see through and then lightly push the Energon cubes in. And if you’re hand is big then use a little pick to get the Energon out. And I advise you keep them in a safe place away from smaller kids after all it’s paper. [/spoiler]

 

Cool! That haf some humour!

 

Thanks bro                               that made my day

 

So is any one gonna take the advise or are they gonna buy the 3 buck plastic Energon cubes  

 

When I get home tonight I'm gonna tell my Soundwave to get his ass to work after showing him craft time with Blot