It's ROASTING TIME! You can have your own bots roasted but for now it's time for the big bot himself: MURDER PRIME!

Some quick rules:
--Please be as harsh as possible while also adhering to the rules and guidelines of TFW. The figure AND the actual character are fair game!

--Your bot must be holding an "official" r/Transformers (or similar pretend group) sign, to ensure that no Cybertronians are being roasted without their permission.

--All Cybertronians MUST BE 18 YEARS OLD OR OLDER. We prefer bots with a couple million years under their belts but these are the rules.

--Please don't post your own unless you've roasted another bot already, or the bot in question has received a few responses first.

Now, ROAST ME BITCHES!

 

This'll be good.

But how am i supposed to roast a expensive 3rd party figure who looks dang near perfect?

 

“We’re a civilization that’s highly technologically advanced. My weapon? A big chunk of metal that I smack things with.”

 

I'm sure you'll think of something   Don't forget his personality and stuff he did in the movies is also fair game!

 

Somebody saw a pile of metal shavings and said, "There's our next Optimus Prime!"

 

He looks like he needs some industrial strength chap stick for those lips.

 

What type of idiot dresses as a knight unironically and then have the uncouth taste to add flames upon that fashion? If there was a thing as Weebs for European renaissance fashion. Prime is our M'lady neckbeard dude.

 

"My Autobots... Can repair me... Unless I scan another vehicle, in which I'll be perfectly fine again. Screw Ratchet." ~ Optimus Prime

 

Name: Murder Prime

Bio: turns into a semi truck and delivers more Cybertronian deaths than Unicron.

 

Hasbro designer 1 like: "hey let's over complicate the transformation & half way through it there will be a piece that always sounds & feels like it'll break from applying too much pressure!"
Hasbro designer 2 "Will it break?"
Hasbro designer 1 "what do I look I like, a scientist? Who cares!"

 

How could you not know Sentinel was a traitor? Did you learn nothing from the 80s movie? He sounded just like Galvatron. That should’ve been your biggest clue.

“How big is the scope on the TR figure of me? Aww, man!”

 

Why waste any more time and energy roasting Murder Prime? Bay already turned him into a flaming pile of shit...

 

Don't worry Prime, no matter how much of a beating you're taking from these roasts, I'm sure one of your many Plot conveniences great allies will come and save you from being butthurt, yet again.
Which one will it be? Decrepit old Decepticon who's already falling to pieces?
Or maybe an obnoxious, unemployed, failing human manchild?

Either way, I'm sure you'll take all the credit for it by spouting some sanctimonious tripe afterwards, bonus points if you then murder the guy who just saved your life! You're our hero!

Maybe you could use that scope of yours to get a closer look at someone that turns into something actually useful.

I could guarantee no matter how far you can zoom in, you will still not be able to bring how useful you are to a visible level.

Seriously, even Chip can roll out better than you can.

Don't worry though, if we ever run into Shockwave's nasty little cousin Micro-wave, we'll call you.

 

ROFL...

 

How the fuck do you even transform?!?!?

WHAT EVEN ARE YOU?!?!?!
Your like if the TR Percepter designer chain-smoked 20 joints in a row, then tried to remake the figure.

 

this thread is the only thing Murder Prime has ever been a part of that has provided entertainment

 

Remember, this is the guy that came back from the dead and his first thought was " Let's wear an old guy's corpse and rip another's face off". Of course, I'd do that too if my entire existence is about getting thrown into a dumpster explosion and being declared good enough for the public to see.

 

Oh look it's the only attempt a vehicle fuzor, Half truck, half POS,
You know its a dumb idea to use chrome when Takaratomy the kings of putting unnecessary chrome on figures at the time, said no, but You do you. You moron. Tell me he was based on the IDW version but the toy even half assed that part, He has no weapon outside of his dinky shoulder needle, and is missing his scouter, so he cannot tell us if his IQ is really over 9000.
His altmode is suppose to be an exploration truck but i assure you the only thing Perceptor will explore is the trash bin if he is lucky, He may explore the pile of mediocre over engineered toys just like Universe 2.0 Ratchet and Ironhide...I hear if you go deep enough you may catch a glimpse of Beast machines Supreme class Cheetor, but even he has more merits and fun value than RTS Perceptor
Edit: I have more
Sheldon Cooper has a more tolerable existence than you,
What can you say about a bot who can scratch his own knees just but lazily dropping his arms down,
Like a true hollywood scientist, there is nothing fun about him, he tries to make you feel dumb by attempting to act smarter than you in his transformation scheme when in reality he is a giant annoyance.

 

I'd roast Murder Prime but I'm afraid he'll sneak into my house at night and steal my face!