The Official TFW Heartbreak Hotel/Forever Alone/Relationship Advice Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nachtsider, May 9, 2012.

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  1. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    Inns kick ass, go to the inn.

    I'm totally not saying this because of my Gilmore Girls binge nothing to do with it.
     
  2. eyeballkid

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    Staying overnight has not been discussed...yet. She is in Cali right now, so I don't want to bug her.
     
  3. Biotoakid

    Biotoakid Whew what an old username

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    just ask her if she's down to clown
     
  4. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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  5. eyeballkid

    eyeballkid Old

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    We have talked openly about sex before one night in a bar, like, um, 2003? So there is that.
     
  6. Biotoakid

    Biotoakid Whew what an old username

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    shes down to clown
     
  7. ionlita

    ionlita Cowabunga, Dude!

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    Yes...don't even worry about a hug... when you first walk up to her do it(insert sarcasm)

    They don't seem to have ticks in the movies though...watch out for the ticks. Oh and those darn mosquitoes :wink: 
     
  8. eyeballkid

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    Fuck, last time I went camping I had a fucking black widow in my roll of toilet paper. Fuck that shit. Oh, and we have hugged many times.
     
  9. AlphaPrime

    AlphaPrime Neo Autobot Commander

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    If you find yourself in a small cabin in the woods be sure to grab an ax or chainsaw for protection JUST in case.
     
  10. eyeballkid

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    Protection? Gotha'ya.
     
  11. ionlita

    ionlita Cowabunga, Dude!

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    I concur but just because there is an "open" sign on the front door does not mean there is one on the back. If that has a "no vacancy sign" things could go south if you try.

    *Was thinking of "Catch Me if You Can" before I read this post...so I had to use the word...do you concur? lol
     
  12. eyeballkid

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    We haven't got to the pooper yet. I hate you people.
     
  13. 3.8TransAM

    3.8TransAM Banned

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    Fixed that
     
  14. ionlita

    ionlita Cowabunga, Dude!

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    I hope you know I was joking and my advice is not to go for that.

    That really did make me LOL...but it is starting to get stinky in here so how about a change of scenery(from the same post over and over again).

    Every woman/person is different and only you will know best(over anyone here) go with what you feel and the vibes you get(and I am not talking about that) just in general.
     
  15. eyeballkid

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    Look, it's all good. I hate all of you equally. :) 
     
  16. Dark Skull

    Dark Skull Well-Known Enabler Veteran

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    I hate you too man. With a passion. An unrelenting....undying.....eternal.....hatred....

    :) 
     
  17. eyeballkid

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    And that is what TFW is about. Amen brother.
     
  18. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    Misread "eternal" as "erection" and was suddenly much more interested in the thread.
     
  19. eyeballkid

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    Get your head out of the gutter, this is a toy website!
     
  20. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Yeah, but it doesnt say what kind of toys...
     
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