^u shoulda like asked her out... when you were flirting. not when she takes her shirt off. thats p dumb

 

I did, But there was soemthing else that caused her too say no.

I'm just gonna stop this here, Theres more factors then I want to say and I'll just figure it out myself.

 

It's okay, that happens to every guy once in their life. Never me though, I don't ever get that far, but then again I am used to people throwing themselves at me, so I've never really had to try  

 

Just figured you should hear an alternative, though I can't say your course of action is a bad one.

 

It's true guys, I've been throwing myself at him for like a year, nothing.

 

I'm plenty aware of your advances, I just don't find myself deserving of someone that was handcrafted after the gods themselves.

 

It's a tempting alternative, I admit.

Damn, Skywarp you lucky bastard.

 

Jeez you guys, get a room.  

As to sexual droughts, I have been dry since I knocked up my wife... almost 9 months ago. So it's self inflicted... kinda.

 

I ... I... I thought I let it go. But I can't. I'm monogamous. That was it. I'mma die alone. It's ok.

 

Uhhh what?  

 

Monogamy usually means you have one partner at a time. If you decide that you're done with relationships because your last one didn't work out and you can't move past her, technically you'd be oudenogamous?

 

That sounds like me!!!! Or maybe I just know in time something will happen and she'll be back at my side......

 

It's your dice to gamble with, brother, but that's far from the safe bet.

 

Hehehe I caught the girl I like starting at me today. Still don't got the guts to try to ask her out though.

 

Dude when you get to it, take a deep breath and just be like I got this!!!!!

 

Obviously she wants the D, don't keep it from her.

 

Get the Darth Vader condoms ready, boi.

 

Don't forget to start practicing the sound effects as well.

 

Sound effects are already built in. It says five fun Darth Vader quotes.

 

New question. Is anyone here into this polyamorous thing? I hadn't really heard of it until a friend of mine started dating a woman who was into it. But he's a one woman man so he dropped her like a bad habit.