What we need to do is get together and go to paintball. Then afterward we can compare welts over a few kegs! "I thought it was a casino derringer, your honor. I had to shoot that boy because I was worried i might get a red mark on my skin if he shot me with it!" Yeah! Chonk is great for the occasional robot. The Sharkticon in bot mode is pretty pudgy, too. And with his short legs, Kingdom BW Scorponok is almost there. While Grapple, Inferno, and Ironhide are pretty tall, they come across as thicc boys to me. Ahh yes. The end of the middle of the road. Honestly, Transformers fans haven't been too bad about it, and this is coming from someone that is sometimes pretty critical of TFA and Unicron Trilogy character designs, but also a big fan of Earthrise Arcee.