The Official 'I Hated AoE' Thread

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by Kraken, Jun 28, 2014.

  1. Sighphi

    Sighphi Active Member

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    I havent seen a T movie in theaters since the first one and i went to see this cause at least i wanted to see the Dinobots screwing around and...... yeah..... they are basically not in it.

    Other stuff i didnt like...
    OP was basically saying he was going to kill everyone he felt like which was mega strange. He even threaten the Dinobots with death if they didnt help. It was sooooo strange, he turned into Wolverine or something.

    All the autobots minus BB were a bunch of A-holes too. The Samurai wanted to kill BB then the dude with the long jacket was laughing hoping they died so he could be leader... the hell was that? Hound was basically a copy/paste of Ironhide threating to shoot everything. It was like everyone was infected by the Hate Plague.

    The little dagger gun that Yeager had sure had a lot of bullets and no recoil at all. And powerful enough to hurt transformers. If these are the weapons the Dinobots have they should've been in charge.

    The first 45 minutes were fine but the then it really dragged on. Some of the actions scenes were just too long.

    And im not even going to get into the plot cause we all know these movies never made sense when it comes to the script. The stuff i put down here was enough to make go blegh.
     
  2. ZEGR

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    Which scene prompted u to do that?I mean,what was the last straw that made u say "fuck this,im outta here"? :) 
     
  3. MechaV

    MechaV Not as bad as you think.

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    Cut an hour (maybe even an hour and a half) out of this thing and it'd be alright.

    As it is now, it's so damn bloated I just can't get behind it. By the time we got to wire-walking scene I just did not care anymore.
     
  4. Scorpio

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    This is an outburst thread intended to point out issues individuals had with the movie, I even mentioned that no reply was necessary. Replying to all my points was not only unnecessary, but you've also got many of your points wrong. Your reply missed many aspects completely - and for some you got the issue I had with the scene wrong.
     
  5. femmebotfangirl

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    It was more the whole thing, I was alternately bored and facepalming (mostly at dialogue) so halfway through I just left. The action was boring and anything not action was kind of cringeworthy.
     
  6. Underwear

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    Bwa ha ha!!!

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  7. IamSoundwave

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    I walked out when Tessa said that she would go back to the ship. At that point I was like fuck it. I can't take anymore of this movie's stupidity.
     
  8. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    It was enjoyable schlock, but a fucking awful film. I liked it more than DOTM but DOTM is probably the better movie. TFTM is still the only decent one of the four.
     
  9. Splendic

    Splendic bleep blorp

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    That was the worst part for me. I couldn't even "turn my brain off" and just enjoy the cacophony.

    It was just flat out boring for me. So poorly edited (and conceptualized). I may try a fan edit when it comes out later.
     
  10. BooyakaDragon

    BooyakaDragon I Don't Even Know

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    I don't know why, perhaps I'm just too nice, but reading all this.....I just can't hate this movie. I feel bad for liking it.
     
  11. CobramusPrime

    CobramusPrime energon on the rocks

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    I was enjoying the movie until Tessa's boyfriend showed up. Every time he opened his mouth I cringed evermore.
     
  12. Ghostspin

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    Titus Welliver: "My face is a warrant." Wow...

    This movie is bad. The first trilogy is okay and nothing more. The have their moments, but too many people drink the Kool-Aid with them. Love TF, but damn people...
     
  13. CobramusPrime

    CobramusPrime energon on the rocks

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    Ha, yeah that scene I was like, surrrrre....
     
  14. usernamedustin

    usernamedustin Banned

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    Huge Fails all over. This movie was even more of a piece of crap than I expected. Here is an itemized list of failures in no particular order of failing.
    1. "IT'S THE DINOBOTS ....oh by the way they are only in it for like 20 min and you have to wait 2 hours to see them
    2. The dinoBays.
    3. Joyce says there a 50 vehicons and Hound seems to take out like half of them on his own. Where was BB and why did they even need the DinoBays?
    4. Galvatron - There is a battle going on and he just walks around and leaves? WTF?
    5. Lockdown's crew- Why were those guys even there? They didn't do anything, but stay on the ship and let the autobots defeat lockdown.
    6. Cade Yaeger- " Congratulations, Denise Richards; you're no longer the most laughable movie scientist of all time."
    7.Hound - Pretty much the only word he says is "bitch"
    8. The vehicons and Galvatron. Why didn't they call this movie BayMORPHERS. Is Hasbro trying to tie in KREO sets now?
    9. Shane - left his "kick ass alien gun" on the floor.
    10. Drift - Oh great, he's got swords and stuff, it'll be cool to see him fight. There he goes and 3 seconds later it's done. Why even bother putting him in the movie?
    11. All the rest.
     
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    usernamedustin Banned

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    You should. You are also in the wrong thread. This is the "I HATED AoE" thread.
     
  16. BooyakaDragon

    BooyakaDragon I Don't Even Know

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  17. EMP Starscream

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    Wouldn't you want to see the movie before spending $20-30 on a BD? Or are you waiting until it gets in the $5 bin? lol

    I personally have spent $4.50 on the movie so far, and I have seen it twice.
     
  18. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    AOE is like a box of Russel Stovers random chocolates lol.

    There's some really good pieces in there surrounded by wierd chewy ones. Except this time you cant take a half bite out of any of them to find the wierd ones, you have to eat them all.
     
  19. Prowlimus Prime

    Prowlimus Prime The War Within

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    Would it have been so hard to just call Drift "Springer"? I mean, he's a triple changer and all, that takes remarkably similar forms. I'm just sick of Bay. All I wanted when the first one came out, was more or less the 86 movie with CGI. These bodies are a mess of shit that makes it almost unbearable to look at. And the Dinobots... come on man, how can you fuck that up?! They are just big, dumb beasts that kick ass. Yet, in this movie, they are just worthless and don't serve much of a point.
     
  20. usernamedustin

    usernamedustin Banned

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    You should just post this in every AoE related thread. That is the perfect review. You even managed to do it in very few words.