The "I saw 'Monster' " Thread.

Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by Spider Striker, Feb 23, 2008.

  1. Spider Striker

    Spider Striker ThisGuyWithTheYellowCap

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    And we know the Asylum didn't just rip-off "Cloverfield" 'cause this movie really happened! It says so on the DVD case!

    ...Oy. Even for the Asylum, this movie was bad. Really really bad. Not the "so bad it's good" way like "Transphormers" or "Halloween Night" either.

    It was such a blanet rip-off too! Some of it was almost scene-for-scene. I'm amazed they're not being sued for such obvious copyright infrinment.

    What's really frustrating about the Aslyum in general now though, is the complete lack of boobs in their movies. Sorry if that offends anyone, but it was a nice treat for sitting through all that crap to be able to go "Yay! Boobies!"


    Ugh. Anyone else sit through the craptacular piece of direct-to-DVD cinema? If so, you have my sympathy.
     
  2. shibamura_prime

    shibamura_prime Food Truck or BMW Moderator

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    At first I thought this was about the Charlize Theron movie... XD

    I haven't seen this yet, but we're always renting direct-to-DVD crap so I'll add this to the list. If you wanna see a messterpiece, get a hold of the DragonLance animated DVD.
     
  3. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Hey, that makes two of us!

    Man, she got ugly for that.
     
  4. rattrap007

    rattrap007 One meme mutha f’er TFW2005 Supporter

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    I've seen Monster SQUAD... does that count?
     
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    Strikeback Drifting Away

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