The best crude humor moments in all 3 movies appreciation thread

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  1. OshawottPrime, Aug 20, 2011
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    "I'm underneath enemy scrotum."
     
  2. OptimusPancake, Aug 20, 2011
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    some of the humor was funny but it just felt unneccasary most of the time.

    Optimus's vocal explosion in chernobyl was much more funny then the "jokes".
     
  3. Overlord Balder, Aug 20, 2011
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    Carly: "He was on my underwear drawer!"
    Brains: "Checked everything. Pretty good hehe."

    I feel sort of ashamed to say that I laughed with that joke.
     
  4. NoWeePrime, Aug 20, 2011
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    This.
     
  5. Ruthie, Aug 20, 2011
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    Unnecessary being the key word.
     
  6. Starscreamownz, Aug 20, 2011
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    I could have sworn he said "good research heh heh"
     
  7. Nightwing24, Aug 21, 2011
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    Megatron flicking Michael Bay into a car in tf1.
     
  8. Meggamus, Aug 21, 2011
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    sam kiking the datsun in tf3 when it wouldnt start
    and the pic of him meeting the president then the scene wen he meets carly and acts all cool then knocks over the vase , i was laughing so hard
     
  9. SPLIT LIP, Aug 21, 2011
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    Actually, in that sentence that was the only word.
    Umm, neither of those are crude humour. Those are regular humour. Crude humour is stuff they don't put on PBS.

    "Enemy Scortum" is my fav hands down. Not just because it's funny, but because of the torrent of butthurt fanrage over it.
     
  10. Meggamus, Aug 21, 2011
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    oh ye sorry
    wat bout the masterbation in tf1 then
     
  11. Autovolt 127, Aug 21, 2011
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    None.

    >.>


    :lolol  Megatron flicking Bay.
     
  12. User_93049, Aug 21, 2011
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    Pretty much all of RotF.



    Not.
     
  13. Altimus Prime, Aug 22, 2011
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    Oh, I liked the part in DotM where it looked like Sam was going to have hot homo sex in a men's room bathroom stall with an insane Asian guy.

    ...

    Not really.
     
  14. Incepticon, Aug 22, 2011
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    I wouldn't consider any of it "crude", but I actually ALWAYS liked Sam's parents and most of the lines his mom delivered. The parents may have been there for comic relief, but imo, it was comic relief that actually worked. Unlike many others, I was VERY happy to see them a couple of times in DOTM. I thought his mom was absolutely on fire with some of the lines she was given.
     
  15. einis, Aug 22, 2011
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  16. Sideways77, Aug 22, 2011
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    Probably the Carly-Brains interaction in DoTM.
     
  17. Soundbytes, Aug 23, 2011
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  18. blur3479, Aug 23, 2011
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    How many times can you get tazed in the nuts before you can't have kids
     
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    everything Wheelie and Brains said in DotM
     
  20. Satomiblood, Aug 23, 2011
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    I want to say Bumblebee urinating on Seymour Simmons. I actually got a kick out of that scene, but not because I'm some Neanderthal that only appreciates low-brow humor. I just happen to find the premise of a giant robot urinating on a man to be hilarious.
     
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