Discussion in 'Transformers Fan Fiction' started by SoundFire Prime, May 14, 2009.
Oooooo!! Two updates in a row!! ^w^ So awesome!~
so, is he Luke, hobgoblin or joker?
(ahem) i like this ^^^ the best. so smooth, so cunning, so evil.
frenzy is a bucket of laughs! "izafordtehmomint!!!" D)
^The Joker, of course! Heeheeheehohoho! Why so serious about Transformers? (I haven't heard his Hobgoblin voice. Sorry. )
Here's the last of them. (I think)
Scourge = Tim Curry (Let's do the transwarp again!)
Drift = Jared Padelecki (No, Drift isn't part demon. Your thinking of a different show.)
Astrotrain = Rob Paulsen (Triple-Changers are crazy, and so is Rob Paulsen. It's a no processor-er.)
Cyclonus = Diedrich Bader (Does this mean Scourge should be voiced by Ryan Stiles?)
Now I'm thinking Kremzeek = Gir.
Part Siete (Soundwave, scooter/jetpack, and now...)
Sari is out on her balcony looking up at the night sky.
Sari: “Wow, look at those stars. They’re just so beautiful.”
A solid black shadow towers behind Sari. It reveals a set of glowing blood-red eyes on its “head”. Two large arms with sharp extending claws sprout from the shadow and reach towards Sari.
Sari: “Hi, Sixshot.”
The shadow rolls its eyes and groans disappointedly. It snaps its fingers and transforms into a black hole. Sixshot emerges from the black hole with his arms crossed.
Sixshot: “How the heck did you know I was there?! I didn’t even…”
Sari shushes Sixshot.
Sari: “I just put Kremzeek down for bed.”
Sixshot: “What? That’s impossible! The little monster is always moving around at mach speed. How did you get him to stay still, let alone fall asleep?”
Sari: “He was flying around my room and started to get really tired. So I picked him up, held him in my arms, and rocked him to sleep while I sung him a lullaby.”
Sixshot tilts his head and scratches it.
Sixshot: “And it actually worked?!”
Sari: “Yeah. You should have seen him. He was so cute. He tried really hard to stay awake, but the poor little guy went out like a light once I started singing to him. So I put him on my pillow and came out her to wait for you.”
Sixshot: “Oh, okay then. So, what did you want to see me for?”
Sari’s cheeks turn pink.
Sari: “Well, I feel kind of corny doing this, but since today is the anniversary of when we first met; I wanted to do something to show you how much you mean to me as a friend. So, I got you a present.”
Sixshot: “…You did?”
Sari reaches into her pocket and pulls out the upgrade patch. She holds it up to Sixshot.
Sari: “Happy Anniversary, Sixshot.”
Sixshot takes the upgrade patch from Sari’s hand. He inspects it carefully.
Sari: “It’s an upgrade patch. My dad and Ratchet helped me make it for you.”
Sixshot looks at Sari.
Sixshot: “I…I don’t know what to say. You didn’t have to do this for me, Sari.”
Sari: “I wanted to. Go on, try it out.”
Sixshot nods his head and holds the upgrade patch to his chest. His spark chamber opens. He inserts the upgrade patch and becomes engulfed in a blue light. Sari shields her eyes with her arm. Her pigtails blow in the strong wind created by the upgrade’s power. The blue light dies. Sixshot’s spark chamber closes. Sixshot cracks his neck.
Sixshot: “Whoa! That was a totally gnarly trip, man!”
Sari smiles eagerly.
Sari: “Do you feel any different?”
Sixshot: “Yeah, kind of, actually.”
Sixshot stretches his arms. He inadvertently draws two arm blades. Sixshot stares at them in awe. Sari tries to contain her excitement.
Sixshot: “Wow, shadow blades?! Just like my katana!”
Sixshot’s body becomes engulfed in a blue shield, a green shield, and then a red shield. They fade into Sixshot’s armor.
Sixshot: “Fraggin’-A, over shields, too!”
Sixshot appears out of the darkness behind Sari and laughs.
Sixshot: “Unbelievable! I even have active camouflage now, and I can see you…in night vision!”
Sari: “I’m glad you like it.”
Sixshot: “Like it? I love it! Thank you so much, Sari.”
Sari: “You’re welcome, Sixshot.”
Sixshot: “Not to be greedy or anything, but is that all it can do?”
Sari: “Well, there is one other thing it can do, but it’s kind of…”
Sixshot: “Kind of what?”
Sari: “…Put your hands up in the air.”
Sixshot raises his hands towards the sky. His hands transform into energy projectors and shoot six foot flames out of the palms of his hands. Sixshot stares at his hands in awe.
Sixshot looks wide-eyed at Sari.
Sari nods her head. Sixshot shakes his head.
Sixshot: “Words cannot describe how overjoyed I am right now. Come on, pound it!”
Sari and Sixshot pound their fists together. Sixshot chuckles and reaches into his stomach compartment.
Sari: “What are you doing?”
Sixshot: “I have a transwarp portal built into my structure that gives me quick and easy access to my private armory back on my space station. I’m going to give you one of my most treasured weapons of a token of my gratitude for the totally awesome gift you’ve just given me.”
Sixshot pulls a hammer out of his stomach compartment. He gets down on one knee and hands it to Sari.
Sixshot: “I give you, my shadow magnus hammer.”
Sari takes the hammer from Sixshot’s hands.
Sari: “It’s the same size as my energy hammer, but how?”
Sixshot: “I’m not a science-bot or anything, but I think the term is ‘mass shifting’, or so I’ve heard, but anyway, this thing is like the child I actually wanted. We’ve been through a lot together. I would never trust it in anyone else’s servos, but you’ve more than earned it. So, I’m giving to you, as a token of my friendship.”
Sari looks at Sixshot in awe.
Sixshot: “Happy Anniversary, Sari.”
Sari smiles and gives Sixshot a hug.
Sari: “Oh, thank you, Sixshot. Thank you so much. I promise I’ll take good care of it.”
Sixshot: “Yeah, yeah, just be careful you don’t poke your optic out, or crush your processor, or whatever, savvy?”
Sari: “I promise.”
Sixshot slowly nods his head.
Kremzeek walks out onto the balcony and stands behind Sari. He is half asleep.
Sari turns around.
Sari: “Aw, hi, Kremzeek. We didn’t wake you up out here, did we?”
Kremzeek can barely keep his eyes open. He nods his head.
Sari bends down to pick up Kremzeek and cradles him in her arms.
Sari: “Oh no, I’m sorry. Come on, Little Buddy, let’s get you to bed.”
Sari looks at Sixshot.
Sari: “Can you get that hammer for me, please?”
Sixshot: “No need. Watch this.”
Sixshot picks up the hammer. It transforms into a pocket-sized hammer. Sixshot hands it to Sari.
Sixshot: “That way, you don’t have to worry about it weighing you down. Because lets face it, carrying that jetpack around with you all the time is probably a workout in itself.”
Sari takes the hammer and puts it in her pocket.
Sari: “Wow, thanks.”
Sixshot: “No problem. Well, I’d better get going now. See you tomorrow, kid.”
Sari: “Good night, Uncle Sixshot, and thank you for the gift.”
Sixshot: “Good night, Monkey, and thank you for the gift you gave me.”
Sixshot turns his back to Sari and prepares to take off.
Sixshot looks over his shoulder.
Sari: “Happy Anniversary.”
Sixshot: “Happy Anniversary to you, too.”
Sixshot transforms into a space jet and flies off into the night sky. Sari walks back inside and puts Kremzeek to bed. She gets in bed and falls asleep a few minutes later. Barricade is parked outside Sumdac Tower in his police cruiser mode. Frenzy and Barricade’s holomatter look at each other. Barricade’s holomatter grins. Frenzy chatters and giggles devilishly.
Barricade: “So, what do you say we kill some Autobot sons of glitches, and we raise a little hell?”
Frenzy: (Translated) “I say, let’s do it to it, Barricade baby!”
Barricade and Frenzy laugh evilly. Sixshot flies through the night sky.
Sixshot: “The Fallen’s megacycle is upon us.”
Let the games begin...
"vortex is back in town!"
"don't name your henchbots, you'll just get attached. they're like puppies that way!"
(his hobgoblin voice is pretty much his joker voice, only deeper and more gravely.)
edit: hey! you posted wile i was posting!
so, i guess I'll comment here
sixshot: ultra gear!
sari: stop! hammer time!
man, sixshot has dark versions of every autobot gimmick, doesn't he?
the maleficence? (ooh! that one gave me the chills!)
the heart of kaon?
Aawww!~ So sweet, yet with a looming feel of horrid things to come for them!! Very awesome!!
Shadow Hammer. xP I don't know why that struck me as horribly ironic.
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