So, in case you don't know, Disney released a made-for-tv movie they played on the Disney channel called teen beach movie. It was about two teenagers (a boy and a girl) who get stuck in the boy's favorite movie. Now I thought it was stupid because later the two characters began 'morphing' into the movie (they broke out in song, etc.). I didn't think it would be that popular, but earlier today I saw it had hit 8 million views. What? I couldn't figure it out... Until I realized... It was teen pornography. Ever had something like that happen?
What in the hell are you talking about? If you have such a mad-on for the Disney channel, why are you following their stuff so closely?
I didn't watch it. But my sisters did. They watch it ALL THE TIME!!! And they advertised that movie four billion times. (But I do like Phineas and Ferb, and the Marvel cartoons)
So what does that have to do with the idea that it's pornography? You are not making a lick of sense other than "I have an irrational hatred of non-cartoon Disney".
Teen pornography aka Getting Crap Past the Radar. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GettingCrapPastTheRadar) It's been done before, nothing unusual (JOHNNY BRAVO had an island of homosexuals and Farrah Fawcett all tied up). But it's not something to really bring up.
But that's not what he's talking about? It seems like this is just another example of the OP freaking out when the Disney Channel airs something that he doesn't personally like. And given that summer movies where cute boys sing and dance their way through a beach romance have been seen as popular and profitable since the fucking 60s, I don't know why he's so surprised this would be made, or take off. Especially with the millions and millions of teen girls that make up roughly half of his age group. I do not see a point for this thread.
Basically Disney remade one of the old 60's beach party movies. So it's a lot of attractive teens in bikinis and trunks dancing on the beach and listening to music and probably other reasonably chaste sorts of things.. it is the disney channel after all.. and you sell more products if you make the ginny tingle.. Huh huh.. don't huh huh.. you.. huh huh talk to me, huh huh, like that, huh, you little peice of shit, huh huh.
You need therapy, kid. Seriously, this obsession with things you don't like about Disney is pretty unhealthy. Tropes, aka word vomit.
