Teen Beach Movie

Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by NotRamjet97, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. NotRamjet97

    NotRamjet97 Well-Known Member

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    So, in case you don't know, Disney released a made-for-tv movie they played on the Disney channel called teen beach movie.

    It was about two teenagers (a boy and a girl) who get stuck in the boy's favorite movie. Now I thought it was stupid because later the two characters began 'morphing' into the movie (they broke out in song, etc.).

    I didn't think it would be that popular, but earlier today I saw it had hit 8 million views.

    What?

    I couldn't figure it out...

    Until I realized...

    It was teen pornography.

    Ever had something like that happen?
     
  2. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    What in the hell are you talking about?


    If you have such a mad-on for the Disney channel, why are you following their stuff so closely?
     
  3. Fallout

    Fallout you finally met your nemesis

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  4. NotRamjet97

    NotRamjet97 Well-Known Member

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    I didn't watch it.

    But my sisters did.

    They watch it ALL THE TIME!!!

    And they advertised that movie four billion times.

    (But I do like Phineas and Ferb, and the Marvel cartoons)
     
  5. Aernaroth

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    So what does that have to do with the idea that it's pornography? You are not making a lick of sense other than "I have an irrational hatred of non-cartoon Disney".
     
  6. Incepticon

    Incepticon This place ain't what it used to be...

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    Whaaaat... the... fuck?
     
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    huh.
     
  9. Aernaroth

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    But that's not what he's talking about?

    It seems like this is just another example of the OP freaking out when the Disney Channel airs something that he doesn't personally like. And given that summer movies where cute boys sing and dance their way through a beach romance have been seen as popular and profitable since the fucking 60s, I don't know why he's so surprised this would be made, or take off. Especially with the millions and millions of teen girls that make up roughly half of his age group.

    I do not see a point for this thread.
     
  10. FanimusMaximus

    FanimusMaximus Kuphead

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    From the Wonderful Word of Disney.
     
  11. ginrai

    ginrai lost with no way home.

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    Basically Disney remade one of the old 60's beach party movies. So it's a lot of attractive teens in bikinis and trunks dancing on the beach and listening to music and probably other reasonably chaste sorts of things.. it is the disney channel after all.. and you sell more products if you make the ginny tingle..

    Huh huh.. don't huh huh.. you.. huh huh talk to me, huh huh, like that, huh, you little peice of shit, huh huh.
     
  12. smkspy

    smkspy Remember true fans

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    You need therapy, kid. Seriously, this obsession with things you don't like about Disney is pretty unhealthy.

    Tropes, aka word vomit.