Discussion in 'Transformers News and Rumors' started by pie125, May 2, 2017.
In hand. Doesn't transform.
Welp, I was overly hopeful he'd transform into an oil bottle.
He's gone from a need to "don't care it exists."
Does he have any articulation? I have a wee bit of hope he could be Action Master like.
Glad you let me know. I will give your news credit. Thanks!
Wow, I can\'t wait to never want this at all ever.
Huh. Is there anything more pointless than a Transformer that doesn't transform?
Don't answer that...
A ballroom with no balls?
Really should have been painted and called Oil Master.
It was always obvious it didn't transform (you could see it in the figure's lack of converting joints/bolts/etc.)... but I still had a dream one night: the toy DID convert... and I looked like an @$$! But really, that says more about my fandom anxiety than it does anything about the toy.
I think all of us expect great product promos from outside companies... but the days of getting a free figure in your cereal box, or mailing in 3 proofs of purchase for something limited and official? Those days are gone.
This Valvoline promo is pure salt in the wound, friends. Just don't think about it.
I just sent an entry in, to enter my self in the sweepstakes , I don`t know why , but I want this guy badly
Wait, what!?... It doesn't transform!?..... I'm taking my business to Pennzoil.
So how did you get this one? Did you get it from the mail away?
seriously, Valvotron needs his own movie, titled 'The Last Action Master' (yes its a play on both The Last Action Hero & the current Bayformers title).
I didn`t purchase any thing . I sent a 3X5 card with my name , addy and number on it to Valvoline Instant oil change Transformers sweepstakes , Attn ;S.Eakin -LA3N , 3499 Blazer Parkway , Lexington , KY 40509 I am stoked at the thought of snatching one of these guys
I found his bio card. We need him in the next movie.
A 3P should make a transforming valvotron.
OK, I have to ask, is that tech spec legit?
Come on, man...you know better.
I know, but it's the internet. I have to question everything.
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