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Subway Spokesman's Six Inches of Nintendo Hate

Discussion in 'Video Games and Technology' started by Crossblades, Jan 19, 2006.

  1. Crossblades

    Crossblades Combiner fan

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    http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3147139

     
  2. Valkysas

    Valkysas Attack Buffalo

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    so the reason he got fat is because he was a stupid fuck when he was a kid.

    awesome.
     
  3. Atomsplitter

    Atomsplitter Needs a new title.

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    Ding ding ding!
     
  4. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Nintendo makes you fat!
     
  5. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Veteran

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    Excuse my language here but:

    First of all, its a guy from a fast food commercial. Who gives a shit. Secondly, what the fuck is a guy like that doing "lecturing" at a fucking university?

    Only. In. America.
     
  6. BigPrime3000

    BigPrime3000 Well-Known Member

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    I hate greasy controllers.
     
  7. Elvin Pena

    Elvin Pena CyberCon is #1! Veteran

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    Word! Nintendo makes your fingers greasy!
     
  8. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    I don't recall anything about video games that ever forced me to eat fistfulls of greasy chips. I can suggest another place for Jared to cram his greasy fist.
     
  9. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah, Fuck those former Presidents, or Nobel Prize winners. When we want inspirational speakers, we look to the glory that is TV advertisments!! I had the Noid talk at my High School Graduation.
     
  10. SpazmasterX

    SpazmasterX My turn to protect you.

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    I don't know if you've ever been to subway on a normal day. They're anything but "fast"

    Especially if you want your Subway Club with swiss toasted. Mmmm. :cool: 
     
  11. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Veteran

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    I'm more of a fan of their amazing vanishing bread.

    "Hey, coulda swore, you know, this was a sammich when they wrapped it..."
     
  12. gil

    gil Godmaster

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    Nintendos got it covered now. When ever you you turn on the DS and some of the Gamecube games I have, it has a Warning about getting exercise and all that shit. You can't blame them anymore.
     
  13. Cruellock

    Cruellock Disney Villain

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    I'm sorry, but his story holds no worth whatsoever. It was HIS fault. He had NO self-control. Nintendo never inputted subliminal messages to tell him to shove his pie-hole with chips and burgers, he did that on his own free will.

    I never get "muchies" when playing video games, I'm... too busy playing video games.
     
  14. The Phazer

    The Phazer Well-Known Member

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    To be fair man, I had a lecture from Nadia from Big Brother at university once. Seriously.

    And my g/f had one from a guy who stripped off in the lecture theatre and stuck a broom up his ass.

    Phazer
     
  15. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    The sad thing is that there are full time professors who couldn't look any less intelligent if they stuck a broom someplace like that themselves.
     
  16. thefrozenred

    thefrozenred 4 8 15 16 23 42

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    Fuck yes, now I can sue Nintendo for making me fat one day!
     
  17. Dark Magnus

    Dark Magnus Your opinion is wrong!

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    Sweet! I can sue them because I started really packing on the pounds after I got my first NES! Strangely enough, it had the power pad, so I should have dropped some weight if I played on that all day, but alas I played Megaman games all day instead. Now I can sue Capcom too!

    Thanks Jared! :lol 
     
  18. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Veteran

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    *facepalms*
     
  19. SubotaiBaghatur

    SubotaiBaghatur Borys of Ebe

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    I junk out sometimes when playing video games but I also EXERCISE! you hear that Jared you dumbass, get out and get a little exercise instead of relying solely on food intake to control your weight!
     
  20. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Wields Mjolnir!

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    LOL :lol  :lol 

    There's lots of weirdos who speak at colleges, I saw signs for Sam from the Apprentice, and actually went to Ken Jennings lecture. They're just informal things to entertain for a while, like the movies.