Hotrod being Jar Jar Binks was gold.

 

The force works in mysterious ways.

He felt like a natural for the role.

 

Of course.

 

*Catches up*

So many updates that are   and  

 

Why is Bumblebee so upset?

 

I don't know, it's like he's got a bug up his ass!

 

Hotrod - "Thanks for bringing me out to this new restaurant!"

Sky Lynx - "You're the only one I wanted to invite! We're almost there!"

Hotrod - "What is a B.Y.O.H. restaurant anyway?"

Sky Lynx - "You're about to find out! We're here!"

Omega Supreme - "Welcome, I see you have followed our B.Y.O.H. guidelines!"

Sky Lynx - "I have sir!"

Hotrod - "What's B.Y.O.H. mean?"

Omega Supreme - "Bring your own Hotrod!"

Hotrod - "Huh?"

Sky Lynx - "Like I said, you're the only one I wanted to invite!"

Hotrod - "Wait what are you doing?"

Hotrod - "HEY, PUT ME DOWN!"

Omega Supreme - "How would you like him prepared?"

Sky Lynx - "Extra crispy please!"

Omega Supreme - "Extra crispy, confirmed!"

Hotrod - "OH NO! NO NO NO!!!"

Refraktor - "Would you like anything to drink or an appetizer?"

Sky Lynx - "No appetizers, just a jug of your finest ale! I'm saving room for the main course!"

Hotrod - "AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Sky Lynx - "What a marvelous dining experience! I do believe I'll become a regular!"

 

He should taste MAGNIFICENT!

 

Elita-1 - "It's an impressive rocket! I'm kinda glad the Humans asked us to come guard it before it's launch!"

Grapple - "Yes! It is impressive, I'm curious who built it! I asked Hound to go find out!"

Hound - "Hey Grapple! The general said someone named SpaceX built it!"

Tigertrack - "HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT'S A SPACEX ROCKET ABOUT TO LAUNCH?"

Elita-1 - "BAIL!!"

Mission Control - "10, 9, 8, 7..."

Elita-1 - "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!"

 

Optimus Prime (ER) - "Elita! I think it's time to let Siege Prime down and tell him I'm your man!"

Siege Optimus - "Ha! He's in for a shock! Isn't he babe?"
Optimus Prime (ER) - "How about I knock your block off!"

Siege Optimus - "Ha! And then you wake up! I'm gonna snap you like a twig!"

Elita-1 - "Guys guys!"

Elita-1 - "You don't need to fight over me, how about you show your love for me in a non violent way?"

Optimus Prime (ER) - "Well I'll bring you all the riches of a city to show you my love!"

Siege Optimus - "I'll give her an actual city! With all the riches still in it!"

Optimus Prime (ER) - "I'LL BRING HER A MOON!!"

Siege Optimus - "NOT IF I BRING HER ONE FIRST!!"


Arcee - "Hey Elita! What's new and exciting?"

Elita-1 - "Guess who's getting a Moon!!"

 

The Slayer has his work cut out for him.

 

For a second there I thought she was gonna take both of them 

 

A Lesson To Be Learned
SCC-My Rap!

If Hot Rod did have a taste,
He’d taste like Tripticon waste!
What you said is treason!
Godzilla should be sneezing!
For you are the reason!
Hot Rods get killed every season!
Heck if you washed him down with “Joe”
You would most definitely blow!





for Scarlet knight who obviously is forgetting who’s side he’s on  

 

Hotrod - "So what do you want to do on your hot date?"

Arcee - "Ha! This is not a date!"

Arcee - "Prime assigned me to watch you because you're an idiot and always manage to get into trouble!"

Hotrod - "I can take care of myself!"

Hotrod - "Look at this outdated dork!"

Cykill - "You're brave to be insulting a Gobot while you're unarmed!"

Hotrod - "AH HA HA HA HA!!! What are you going to do about it? You're not even half the size of me!"

Arcee - "Shut up dumbass!"

Hotrod - "What's he going to do? He's a fucking unarmed joke!"

Cykill - "Here I'll teach you a lesson about Gobots!"

Hotrod - "And what's that pipsqueak?"

Cykill - "Gobots don't need guns!"

Hotrod - "AAHHH!!!"

Arcee - "Thanks! You just got me the rest of the day off!"

Cykill - "You're welcome!"

 

Subdurmal - "HEY! THAT'S MY CHOCOLATE BAR! BAD SKY LYNX!!"

Sky Lynx - "It's not my fault! I've been corrupted! They call it devil's food for a reason!"

 

Subdurmal - "Sky Lynx! I thought we already had a talk about not ordering Fasttracks from Amazon!"

Sky Lynx - "We did sir! And I am following your instructions!"

Subdurmal - "Oh? Then care to explain him?"

Fasttrack - "Hi!"

Sky Lynx - "I ordered him from Big bad toy store I swear it!"

Subdurmal - "No more from BBTS either!"

Sky Lynx - "It won't happen again I promise!"

Fasttrack - "Wait! Are you going to eat me?"

Sky Lynx - "I prefer the term consume! It sounds more civilized!"

Subdurmal - "AND NONE FROM HASBRO PULSE EITHER!!"

Sky Lynx - "Damn!"

Sky Lynx - "Toysrus it is!"

*Click